Thursday, April 06, 2006

AATI KYA KHANDALA

AATI KYA KHANDALA

Hindi
A Kya Bolti Tu ?

A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun Suna Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

Urdu - Best

AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN IRSHAD TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE,
TAFREE KAREINGE OR KYA!!

English :
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen. Speak on. Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"ll freak,
baby,what else?

Sanskrit : This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh Shrinvasi!
Shrunha Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh gamisyami,
bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami,
maja karishma, kim karishyami?

Oriya :
Are kana kahuchu tu?
Aye kana mu kahibi?
Sunu Suna Aasuchu ki Khandala?
Kana karibi? Aasiki mu khandala?
Are buliba, nachiba, gaiba, Aish kariba aau kana?

Sambalpuri: (Western Oriya local language.)
Are kaana karchu tui?
Are kaana mui ar karmi?
Sun Suna Aaibu kain khandala?
Kaana ar karmi aasikina khandala?
Are bulma, nachma, gaima, Aish karma ar kaana

Kannada:
Ye, Yen heltiya Ye,
yen helabeku Kelu Helu Bartiya khadalakke
Yen madli nan bandu Khandalakke
Are Suttadona,Kuniyona,
Maja Madona Matte yenu?

Punjabi :
A ! ke boldi tu;
A ke mein bolan; S
unh Sunha Chaldi khandala Ki karaan
ae ke mein khandala Are Ghoomenge,
Turainge, Naachenge, Gaavenge, Mauj Karenge, Aur Ki ?

Gujarati :
Aye shun bole tu?
Aye hun shun bolu?
Sambhal Sambhlaav Aave chey su khandaalaa?
Shun karu aaviine khandaalaa? Ghumshun, pharshun,
naachshun, gaashun, majaa karshun, beeju shun?

Marathi
Aye kaai tu mhantes?
Aye kaai mi mhanhu?
Aik Aikav Yetes kai khandaalaa?
Kai karu yevon mi khandaalaa?
Are ghumuyaa, phiruyaa, gavuyaa,
nachuyaa, aish karuyaa, aankhin kai?

Kashmiri :
Heey, kya chaakh wannan Heev,
kya bhe wanneyyyy Booz Wanoo Pakha telle khandalaa;
Kya karee weeteth bhe khandalaa Pherevhey,
nachevhey, geevevhey, khevevhey, eesh karav, beyy kya?

Konkani :
Aye ! kassa sangta tu?
Aye ! aao kassa sangu?
Saang Saangta Khandalaa yeta ve?
Khandalaa yevun kassa kharche?
Bhovya, Phireya, Naachya, Gauya, maja korya, anikasane?

Bengali :
Ei ki bolis tui Ei ki ar boli
Shon Shonaa Jabi ki khondalaa K!
i kori giye khondalaa Are, ghurbo,
phirbo, nachbo, gaibo, maja korbo ar ki?

Malayalam :
Aye yenna pariyunnu?
Aye nyan yenna parayan?
Kelku Parayu Varunno khandala?
Yendu cheyam? Njaan vannu Khandaala?
Karangam, paadam, aadam, joli addikam,verendha?

Telugu : Aye, ainte chaepphuta vu Aye,
ainte chaepala Vinu Chaeppu
Wastava Khandala Yem Chesedhi?
vacchi Khandala Thiruguthamu, eguruthamu,
aadthaamu, paadthaamu,maja chesthamu inkemi?

Sindhi :
Aye cha thi c! haen tu?
Aye Maan chaa chavan?
Budh Budhai Acheti cha khandaalaa?
Cha kandis achi maan khandaalaa?
Are Ghumandasi, phirandasi, gayendasi,
Nachandasi,aaish kan ! dasi, byo cha?

Magahi : (BIHARI)
A ki bolahin tu A kya boliyuow hum
Sun Sunaow Aaimahi ki khandala
Ki kariaow aake hum khandala Gumbai,
Phirbai, naachai, gaayii, aish karbai aur ki

Assamese:
ey ki kua tumi? ey ki kom moi?
sun suna ahibi ki khandala?
ki korim aahi moi kahandalaa are ghurim,
phirim,nasim,gaam,khub phurti korim aru ki?

Tamil:
Enna solre Ennatha solla mudalla kelu,
sari sollu Kandala variya kandala
poi enna panrathu Vera enna .oor suthuvom
aaduvom paaduvom jalsa pannuvom

Foreign Languages :

German :
Was sagst du? Was soll ich sagen?
Hor mal! Sag mal! Kommst Nach Khandala?
Was machen wir in Khaldala?
Wir gehen, spazieren, tanzen,
singen, haben spaCx, was noch?

Spanish :
Tu que deceas?
Yo que deseo? Oye Di me Vas a tu khandaalaa?
Que haceo, yo voy en el khandaalaa?
Viajamos, vagabundeamos, bailamos, cantamos, disfrutamos, si no.

Chinese : Ain, Chon Zuan Ho? Ain, Chon Hee Zuano? Sui, Suion, Hyuan Chon
Khandala? Chon Tsuani Hyui Hee Khandala? Chijuan, Kajuan, Marijuan, Siuan, Samshuan Tsuaniya Tsu Chon?

Russian :
Aeich, Kov Speache niv?
Aeich, Kov miv Speache?
Nuushev,! Nuusheva, Comeva Kov Khandala?
Kov Sheychev Comov miv Khandala?
Rotiv, Rotrach, Balleva, Opereacha,
Enjova Sheychevin, Kov Gobraich?

French :!
Aye! qu'est-ceque tu dis?
Aye! qu'est-ceque tu me vouler dire?
Entendre Entendrez Est-ceque tu viens a la Khandala
Qu'est-ceque je fais a aller a la Khandala ?
Promenez,! Allez, Dansez, Chantez a quelle?

Zambesi : (African) A
ye, Zwa To Zulu, Aye, Zwa Ze Zulu,
Wahte, Kaso, Heliyo To Khandaalaa?
Zwa Kumi, Helithe Khandaalaa?!
Himala, Romala, Wahwahla, Infala, Kumaya Kumana, Ni

ENJOYED????

Ashwin Nagar

Friday, January 13, 2006

SLIP OF TONGUE

SLIP OF TONGUE


WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."


WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).


WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."


WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."


WIFE: - - -silence - -

HUSBAND: "oh shit"


Ashwin Nagar

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In Mumbai (+91) 09833015352

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