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HEY!!   pls wait till images load.. laugh and learn..   lessons will make you think for sure..   model on the catwalk , turn , smile , then ... lesson- keep walking, whatever happens in front of you.. the worst pretender ever ...sibodo! lesson - express yourself.. even if you are late to do so.. this kid has potential in gymnastics lesson - study something new from each mis-takes cat with bad eye-sight lesson - keep your eyes open, even when you are sad, happy or tensed this guy is cool ... but bad luck too... lesson - never believe that you can rely on something for a long time.. ka me ha me haaaaa!!!! lesson - never underestimate your power brazil vs argentina , hahaha..sengal. . lesson -  one cannot play tricks on someone for a long time.. wachaaa!!!! scissor legs ... lesson- do your best, if you are attacking, or being attacked Woohooo! murder on the dance floor ?? lesson - concentrate more when you require more energy.. | Ashwin Nagar | FCA and SAP-FICO\SEM-BCS | Success is not permanent and failure is not final Ph: India: +91-98330-15352  US: +1-323-325-4111

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MDs are so rude (good joke)--must read

Does Management know their Staff? On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?" The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2000.00 a month, Sir. Why?" Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".  The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies  to  everybody in this company". He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man I just fired?" To which an amazing reply came -  "He was the pizza delivery  guy , Sir!"

Important infomration relating to filling of Income Tax rerurns

By now, many of you would have filed several tax returns of your clients or your own companies or even your own returns. It has been brought to our notice that this year, whenever an ITR form is filed electronically without the digital signature, the system shows that the ITR-V has been e-mailed to the e-mail ID registered with the Income-tax Department’s web site. Thereafter, when the ITR-V is tried to be opened, the system asks for a password. This was creating problems as the password that is generally used by the tax payer to log onto the e-filing site does not work while opening the ITR-V.

Recently, the Income-tax Department has put up the following clarification on its website. This would help all of you in opening the ITR-V in case of returns filed electronically.

Information on how to open your ITRV/ITR ACK

Dear TaxPayer,
Please note that you will receive your ITRV/ITR ACK PDF file in a zip format. Please note that the ITRV/ITR ACK PDF document is password protected to ensure it is accessed by the appropriate user. The password is a combination of the pan (in lower case) and the date of birth in the format ddmmyyyy. For example, 1) if the pan is AAAAA0000A and the date of birth is 10-Jan-2008, then the password will be aaaaa0000a10012008 Please note that you will need Adobe Acrobat reader 8.0 or forward to open the password protected PDF file. If you do not have Adobe Acrobat Reader, please visit the following link to download it: www.adobe.com/products/acrobat/readstep2.html In case you are unable to open the document, please contact Efiling Income Tax Administrator at http://in.mc954.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=ask@incometaxindia.gov.in providing the document along with pan number and assessment year.
Income Tax Department

Track mobile phone location using GPS ...FREE

For those who wish to verify the exact location of their loved ones/ subordinates /bosses etc etc, using their mobile phone locations, HERE IS THE PREFECT WEBSITE Simple enter the mobile number of the concerned person and the GPS tracker will zero down to the location of the person having the mobile.... Check it out!