Friday, November 17, 2017

School exam daya

Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams ?

When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it...😳😜

When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required...😧 😁😁

When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering...😟 😱😲

When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on...😣😫😫

When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36.5% and your answer was 1800 😩😏

The cream. When the other students asked for 4-5 additional answer sheets and You had two pages empty in the main answer sheet😨😰😱

See where you have reached in life inspite of those moments...things are not permanent...enjoy life! 😃😃

Only for those who enjoyed their school life😂😂😂

Monday, November 06, 2017

WhatsApp best practices-2

Please never be in hurry to forward long messages which even you have not read. People have sent it to you, please read & digest first and think your list does need that message? Frequent forward will make them ignore even your valuable messages.

WhatsApp best practices-3

WhatsApp best practices:
Ashwin®

3. Don't get angry when your friend send you back the same forward which you had sent it to him. It's possible he had not even seen your forward, he may be taking you less seriously than you think. And he might have got it from many people or.group. And that forward was never your original creation.

Sunday, November 05, 2017

Murphy's First Law

*Murphy's First Law:*
If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

*Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation:*
The less important you are to the corporation, the more your absence is noticed.

*The Salary Axiom:*
The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

*Miller's Law of Insurance:*
Insurance covers everything except what happens.

*First Law of Living:*
As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.

*Weiner's Law of Libraries:*
There are no answers, only cross-references.

*Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness:*
Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.

*The Grocery Bag Law:*
The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is always hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

And Here goes the last one !!

*Lampner's Law of Employment:*
When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot !

Saturday, November 04, 2017

WhatsApp best practices: -Ashwin

1. Always write something about video you forwarding. It is possible someone else already forwarded & they have already seen it. You will save lots of data and time of others.