Monday, October 31, 2005

Wish You a Very Happy Diwali

Wish you
and your family members
a very Happy Diwali and Prosperous New Year.
May the New Year bring you
plenty of peace,
heaps of happiness
and
jackpot of joy
 
-Ashwin Nagar
 
 


Ashwin Nagar

in Ahmedabad (+91) 09825781065

In Mumbai (+91) 09833015352

Success is not permanent and failure is not final

 

Friday, October 14, 2005

HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES

 

A bit serious mail..but thought provoking...

 

HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES :

 

At 4 Years
My daddy is great.


At 6 Years

My daddy knows everybody.


At 10 Years

My daddy is good but is short tempered


At 12 Years

My daddy was very nice to me when I was young .


At 14 Years

My daddy is getting fastidious.


At 16 Years

My daddy is not in line with the current times.


At 18 Years

My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.


At 20 Years

Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts up with him.


 

 

 

 

At 25 Years
Daddy is objecting to everything.


At 30 Years

It's becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father when I was young.


At 40 Years

Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same.


At 45 Years

I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.


At 50 Years

My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage a single son.


At 55 Years

My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us.
He is one of his kind and unique.


At 60 Years

My daddy is great.


Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st.stage.

Realize the true value of your parents before its too late
.



Ashwin Nagar

in Ahmedabad (+91) 09825781065

In Mumbai (+91) 09833015352

Success is not permanent and failure is not final

 

Friday, October 07, 2005

Some points to understand Gals

When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.

A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship's over.)

If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.

When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?

If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).

Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.

Being too serious can turn a girl off.

When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act look uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.

A smile means a lot to a girl.

If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.

If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.

But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.
If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.

When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.

Girls love having fun!

A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.

Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

Girls always hope that they can always remain as friend with their ex. But never know how !

Ashwin Nagar

Friday, September 30, 2005

Send this 2 ur boss

 
 

Hi Boss,




People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes

People who do less work...
make less mistakes

People who do no work...
make no mistakes

People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted

That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.

graphic

 

 

 

 


Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Song on High Prices of Petrol (Gasoline)

Dear firiends,

When prices are going up, this is a beautiful song on Gasoline (petrol) have an earphone and tune by clicking this link:

http://toccionline.kizash.com/films/1001/178/index.php

and write ur comments on :

Saturday, August 27, 2005

If a call centre was outsourced to Bollywood....

Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishtemein
to hum tumhare baap lagate hain... filhaal ekcustomer care
rep hain... Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne merebaap
ko chor kaha tha... Jaao pehle uske manager kolaao jisne
meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaaldiya tha... Jaao
pehle uske manager ko laao jisne merehaath pe yeh likh
diya tha... uske baad... uske baadmere bhai.. Tum jis
manager ko kahoge main laaonga..
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Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg.....
Customer: I need help Dharmendra: main aaraahoon
maa... Customer: I am unable use your product... its
wasteand worthless Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera
khoon peejaaonga.. Customer: What!!! I need your
manager Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager
is customer kesaamne nahi Naachna !!!!!
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Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiyahai...
Customer : How dare you speak like that Shatru :
Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issuekya
hai warna...haaaaaaaaa!!!
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Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa
hamare jasoos kone kone meinphaile hue hain.
Mil jayegi... hum angrezon kezamaane ke rep
hain..haahhaaa
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Keshto Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye.... Customer: hi Keshto
Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kyaproblem hai
Customer: I have not received my product Keshto
Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon..Police
mein report likha...
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Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbobolte
hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon...
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Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma.
Thankyou for calling Aaauuuuu..... Customer:
I need your manager Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main
ek chhota sa, nanhasa, pyara sa...rep hooon..
=========================================
Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank you ji for calling ji..Ayyo
Customer: I am not devi Mehmood: Ayyo muruga... ye
dyevi nai ji ... ye todyeva hai...
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Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Loin ke naam se jaantahai..... May
I know your name please Customer: Mona Ajit: Mona
darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya Customer: (Angrily)
I WANT YOUR MANAGER Ajit: Mona dear...Agar hum
tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage
kaun karega....
=========================================
Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo
dargaya womaraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer: I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re Customer: $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaarhai !! =========================================
Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera..
PremChopra... Customer: I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa...jaa apniinvoice
khud dhoond le...
=========================================
Rajkumar: Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemtihai..
Ise cut mat karna Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai...bacchon ke khelneki
cheez nahi Customer: shut up.. I need my invoice sent to
me in 10minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar: Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... managerhumko
dara sake... manager mein itna dum nahi... humsehai
manager... manager se hum nahi...
=========================================
Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone....
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