If a call centre was outsourced to Bollywood....

Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishtemein
to hum tumhare baap lagate hain... filhaal ekcustomer care
rep hain... Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne merebaap
ko chor kaha tha... Jaao pehle uske manager kolaao jisne
meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaaldiya tha... Jaao
pehle uske manager ko laao jisne merehaath pe yeh likh
diya tha... uske baad... uske baadmere bhai.. Tum jis
manager ko kahoge main laaonga..
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Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg.....
Customer: I need help Dharmendra: main aaraahoon
maa... Customer: I am unable use your product... its
wasteand worthless Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera
khoon peejaaonga.. Customer: What!!! I need your
manager Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager
is customer kesaamne nahi Naachna !!!!!
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Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiyahai...
Customer : How dare you speak like that Shatru :
Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issuekya
hai warna...haaaaaaaaa!!!
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Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa
hamare jasoos kone kone meinphaile hue hain.
Mil jayegi... hum angrezon kezamaane ke rep
hain..haahhaaa
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Keshto Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye.... Customer: hi Keshto
Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kyaproblem hai
Customer: I have not received my product Keshto
Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon..Police
mein report likha...
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Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbobolte
hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon...
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Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma.
Thankyou for calling Aaauuuuu..... Customer:
I need your manager Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main
ek chhota sa, nanhasa, pyara sa...rep hooon..
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Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank you ji for calling ji..Ayyo
Customer: I am not devi Mehmood: Ayyo muruga... ye
dyevi nai ji ... ye todyeva hai...
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Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Loin ke naam se jaantahai..... May
I know your name please Customer: Mona Ajit: Mona
darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya Customer: (Angrily)
I WANT YOUR MANAGER Ajit: Mona dear...Agar hum
tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage
kaun karega....
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Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo
dargaya womaraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer: I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re Customer: $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaarhai !! =========================================
Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera..
PremChopra... Customer: I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa...jaa apniinvoice
khud dhoond le...
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Rajkumar: Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemtihai..
Ise cut mat karna Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai...bacchon ke khelneki
cheez nahi Customer: shut up.. I need my invoice sent to
me in 10minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar: Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... managerhumko
dara sake... manager mein itna dum nahi... humsehai
manager... manager se hum nahi...
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Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone....
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