Common Friends of Ashwin Nagar: IT for Hindus

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Who in the world thought of this?

· Brahma : Systems Installation

· Vishnu : Systems Support

· Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant

· Shiva : DBA (crash specialist)

· Ganesh : Documentation specialist

· Narada : Data Transfer

· Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer.

· Yama : ReOrganisation Consultant

· ChitraGupta : Personnel Records

· Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses

· Devas : Y2k Programmers

· Surya : Solaris administrator

· Rakshasas : In house Hackers

· Ram : Hardware Support - single user specialist

· Lakshman : Support software and Backup

· Ravan : Internet Explorer - WWW

· Hanuman : RS6000

· Vali : Windows 98

· Sugreeva : Win 95

· Angadh : Win 3.1

· Jambhuvan : DOS

· Vishwamitra : Sr. Manager Projects

· Hastinapur : Silicon Valley

· Arjun : Lead Programmer (all Companies are Vying for him)

· Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer

· Draupadi : Web server - free access (Shareware)

· Bhima : MAIN FRAME

· Duryodhan : Microsoft product written in VB

· Shakuni : Bill Gates

· Karna : Contract Programmer

· Shikandi : Steve Jobbs

· 100 Kauravas: Microsoft Service Packs and patches.

Common Friends of Ashwin Nagar