Tuesday, August 09, 2016

New Definitions of old words !!

ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.    

YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.  

INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.  

RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW
One of the greatest Labor saving devices of today.  

WRINKLES
Something other people have,similar to my character lines

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