Sunday, September 02, 2018

A very informative article by a western on Hinduism

A very informative article by a western on Hinduism
*What is So Special about being a Hindu* ---
by *Francois Gautier*

1) *You Believe in God* ! - *You are accepted as Aastik*.

2) *Don't believe in God*! *You're accepted as Nastik*

3) *You Want to Worship Idols* - Please go ahead. You are a *Murti Pujak- Choose Your Own Idol- Ram, Krishan,Vishnu......*.

4) *You Don't want to Worship Idols - no problem. You can focus on "Nirguna Brahma"*.

5) *You want to criticise something in our Hindu Religion*. Come forward. We are logical. *Nyaya, Tarka etc. are core Hindu schools.*

6) *You want to accept Beliefs as it is. Most welcome. Please go ahead with it.*

7) *You want to start your journey by reading Bhagvad Gita*- Sure !

8) *You want to start your journey by reading Upanishads* - Go ahead

9) *You want to start your journey by reading Purana* - Be my guest & be *a Gyaan Yogi.*.

10) *You just don't like reading the Puranas or other books*. No problem, my dear. *Go by Bhakti tradition & be a Bhakti Yogi like Meera*. (bhakti: devotion)

11) *You don't like idea of Bhakti or Gyaan*! No problem. Do good Karma. *Be a karmayogi*.

12) *You want to just Enjoy Life*. Very good. No problem at all. *This is Charvaka Philosophy.*

13) *You want to abstain from all the enjoyment of life and find God* - jai ho! *Be a Sadhu, an Ascetic*!

14) *You don't like the concept of God. You believe in Nature only* - Welcome. *(Trees, Sun & Moon are our friends and Prakriti or nature is worthy of worship)*.

15) *You believe in one God or Supreme Energy.* Superb! *Follow Advaita Philosophy*

16) *You want a Guru. Go ahead. Receive Gyaan from a Guru*.

17) *You don't want a Guru.. Help yourself! Meditate & Study and achieve the purpose of human life- Nirvana yourself!*

18) *You believe in Female energy! We worship Shakti.*

19) *You Believe that Every Human being is equal.* Yeah! You're awesome, come on let's celebrate Hinduism! *"Vasudhaiva kutumbakam" (the world is a family)*.

20) *You don't have time to celebrate this Festival?*
*Don't worry- One more festival is coming*! There are multiple festivals every single day of the year.

21) *You are a Working Person and Don't have time for religion*? It's okay. You will still be a Hindu.

22) *You like to go to Temples*. Devotion is loved.

23) *You don't like to go to The Temples* - no problem. You are still a Hindu!

24) *You Believe that Hinduism is a way of life, with considerable freedom.*

25) *You believe that everything has God in it*. So you worship your mother, father, guru, tree, River, Prani-matra, Earth, Universe!

26) And *If you don't believe that everything has GOD in it* - No problems we still Respect your viewpoint.

27) *"Sarve jana sukhino bhavantu" (May you all live happily).*
You represent this! You're free to choose, my dear Hindu!

This is exactly the essence of Hinduism, all/inclusive. That is why it has withstood the test of time inspite of repeated onslaught both from within and outside, and assimilated every good aspects from everything. That is why it is eternal!

There is a saying in the *_Rigveda_*, the first book ever known to mankind which *depicts the Hinduism philosophy in a Nutshell: "Ano bhadrah Krathavo Yanthu Vishwathah" (Let knowledge come to us from all direction

This in essence is Hinduism.....

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Garus Puran

Yesterday I was chatting with our member from Palakkad Mr. Venkiteswaran Iyer & he mentioned to me about Garuda Puranam & how many  Brahmins are not aware of this subject. This promted me to write:

An interesting thing about death and rebirth as written in the famous garuda puraanam. Just a brief write up. This who believe in it , can know something better. Those who don't believe in puranam,can just brush through our of curiosity. And those  non Hindus can just read it to compare with their religion.

What happens after death... Garuda Purana

*What Happens After Death ??*

What is death ?
Is there life after death ?
Is death painful?
What happens after death ?
How does rebirth happen ?
Where do we go after death ?

These kind of questions related to the most feared event that ends our life always fill our mind, especially when any of our near or dear ones die.

We feel that suddenly the relationship has broken abruptly and wish there could be a connection again. In this quest, our journey to find answers to the above questions begin …

*So, what happens after death ?*

Death is actually a very interesting process !!

*Disconnection of the earth sole chakras*
Approximately 4-5 hours before death, the earth sole chakras situated below the feet gets detached ... symbolizing disconnection from the earth plane !!

A few hours before an individual dies, their feet turn cold. When the actual time to depart arrives, it is said that Yama, the God of death appears to guide the soul.

*The Astral Cord*

Death severs the astral cord, which is the connection of the soul to the body. Once this cord is cut the soul becomes free of the body and moves up and out of the body.

If the soul is attached to the physical body it occupied for this lifetime, it refuses to leave and tries to get into the body and move it and stay in it. We may observe this as a very subtle or slight movement of the face, hand or leg after the person has died.

The soul is unable to accept that it is dead. There is still a feeling of being alive. Since the astral cord has been severed, the soul cannot stay here and is pushed upwards and out of the body. There is a pull from above ... a magnetic pull to go up.

*End of the physical body*

At this stage the soul hears many voices, all at the same time. These are the thoughts of all the individuals present in the room.

The soul on its part talks to his loved ones like he always did n shouts out "I am not dead" !!

But alas, nobody hears him.

Slowly and steadily the soul realizes that it is dead and there is no way back. At this stage, the soul is floating at approx 12 feet or at the height of the ceiling, seeing and hearing everything happening around.

Generally the soul floats around the body till it is cremated. So, the next time if you see a body being carried for cremation, be informed that the soul is also part of the procession seeing, hearing and witnessing everything and everyone.

*Detachment from the body*

Once the cremation is complete, the soul is convinced that  the main essence of its survival on earth is lost and the body it occupied for so many years has merged into the five elements.

The soul experiences complete freedom, the boundaries it had while being in the body are gone and it can travel anywhere by mere thought.

For 7 days the soul, moves about its places of interest like its favorite joint, morning walk garden, office, etc. If the soul is possessive of his money, it will just stay near his cupboard, or if he is possessive of his children, it will just be in their room, clinging on to them.

By the end of the 7th day, the soul says bye to his family and moves further upwards to the periphery of the earth plane to cross over to the other side.

*The Tunnel*

Its said that there is a big tunnel here which it has to cross before reaching the astral plane. Hence its said that the first 12 days after death are extremely crucial.

We have to carry out the rituals correctly and pray and ask forgiveness from the soul, so that it does not carry negative emotions like hurt, hatred, anger, etc atleast from the near and dear ones.

All the rituals, prayers and positive energy act like food for the soul which will help it in its onward journey. At the end of the tunnel is a huge bright light signifying the entry into the astral world.

*Meeting the Ancestors*

On the 11th n 12th day Hindus conduct homas and prayers and rituals through which the soul is united with its ancestors, close friends, relatives and the guides.

*All the passed away ancestors welcome the soul to the upper plane and they greet and hug them exactly like we do here on seeing our family members after a long time.*🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

The soul then along with its guides are taken for a thorough life review of the life just completed on earth in the presence of the *Great Karmic Board.* It is here in the pure light that the whole past life is viewed !!

*Life Review*

The soul judges himself, the way he judged others in his lifetime. He asks for revenge for people who troubled him in that life, he experiences  guilt for all wrongdoings he did to people and asks for self punishment to learn that lesson. Since the soul is not bound by the body and  the ego, the final judgment becomes the basis of the next lifetime.

Based on this, a complete life structure is created by the soul himself, called the blue print. All the incidents to be faced, all problems to be faced, all challenges to be overcome are written in this agreement.

In fact the soul chooses all the minute details like age, person and circumstances for all incidents to be experienced.

Example : An individual had severe headache in his present birth, nothing helped him, no medicines, no way out. In a session of past life regression, he saw himself killing his neighbour in a previous birth by smashing his head with a huge stone.

In the life review, when he saw this he became very guilty and  asked for the same pain to be experienced by him by way of a never ending headache in this life.

*Blue print*

This is the way we judge ourselves and in guilt ask for punishment. The amount of guilt in the soul, decides the severity of the punishment n level of suffering.

*Hence forgiveness is very vital. We must forgive and seek forgiveness !!*💐💐💐💐💐

Clear your thoughts and emotions, as we carry them forward to the other side too. Once this review is done and our blue print for the next life is formed, then there is a cooling period.

*The re-birth*

We are born depending on what we have asked for in the agreement. The cooling off period also depends on our urgency to evolve.

*We choose our parents and enter the mothers womb either at the time of egg formation or during the 4-5th month or sometimes even at the last moment just before birth.*

The universe is so perfect, so beautifully designed that the time and  place of birth constitutes our horoscope, which actually is a blue print of this life. Most of us think that our stars are bad and we are unlucky but in actuality, they just mirror your agreement.

Once we are reborn, for around 40 days the baby remembers its past life and laughs and cries by itself without anyone forcing it to. The memory of the past life is completely cut after this and we experience life as though we did not exist in the past.

*The agreement starts..*

Its here that we are completely in the earth plane and the contract comes into full effect. We then blame God/people for our difficult situations and  curse God for giving us such a difficult life …

So, the next time before pointing to the Divine, understand that our circumstances are just helping us complete and honor our agreement, which is fully and completely written by us. Whatever we have asked for and pre decided is exactly what we receive !!

*Friends, relatives, foes, parents, spouses all have been selected by us in the blue print and come in our lives based on this agreement. They are just playing their parts and are merely actors in this film written, produced and directed by us !!*

*Do the Dead need healing / prayers / protection ?*

*The dead always need serious healing and  prayers for a variety of reasons, the most important one being ... To be free and not earthbound !! ... that is stuck in the earth plane and unable to leave.*

There are many reasons for the soul to be earthbound like unfinished business, excessive grief, trauma on death, sudden death, fear of moving on to the astral plane, guilt, one of the most important being improper finishing of last rites and rituals.

The soul feels it needs a little more time to wait and finish before moving on.  This keeps them hovering on the earth plane. But the time is limited and it is very very important that they cross over within 12 days to their astral plane of existence, as the entry to the astral world closes a few days after this.

Earthbound spirits lead a very miserable existence as they are neither in their actual plane nor in a body to lead an earthly life. They may not be negative or harmful but they are stuck and miserable. Hence healing and prayers are of utmost importance during this period so that the departed soul crosses over to the designated astral plane peacefully.

*Prayers by the whole family is very vital to help the dead cross over. The protection of the soul to help it reach its destination in the astral world is achieved through prayers.*

Please Do Not Take Death Lightly ... Now more than ever most souls are stuck on the earth plane due to lack of belief and family neglect.

*Finally,*
*for someone who has lost a near and dear one,*
*don’t feel sad ...*

*We never die, we live on, death does not end anything, it is just a little break before we meet again !!*

Saturday, August 04, 2018

Ten Things a Hindu can do While using English Language

Ten Things a Hindu can do While using English Language: - written by Francois Gautier (check his Facebook page. He knows more Hinduism than many of us)

# 01.
Please stop using the term "God fearing" - Hindus never ever fear God. For us, God is everywhere and we are also part of God. God is not a separate entity to fear.
It is integral.
# 02.
Please do not use the meaningless term "RIP" when someone dies. Use "Om Shanti", "Sadhgati" or "I wish this atma attains moksha/sadhgati /Uthama lokas".  Hinduism neither has the concept of "soul" nor its "resting". The terms "Atma" and "Jeeva" are, in a way, antonyms for the word "soul".(to be understood in detail)

# 03.
Please don't use the word "Mythology" for our historic epics (Ithihaas) Ramayana and Mahabharata.  Rama and Krishna are historical heroes, not just mythical characters.

# 04.
Please don't be apologetic about idol worship and say “Oh, that's just symbolic". All religions have idolatry in kinds or forms - cross, words, letters (calligraphy) or direction.
Also let's stop using the words the words 'idols', 'statues' or 'images' when we refer to the sculptures of our Gods.
Use the terms 'Moorthi' or 'Vigraha'. If words like Karma, Yoga, Guru and Mantra can be in the mainstream, why not Moorthi or Vigraha?

# 04.
Please don't refer to Ganesh and Hanuman as "Elephant god" and "Monkey god" respectively. You can simply write Shree Ganesh and Shree Hanuman.

# 05.
Please don't refer to our temples as prayer halls. Temples are "devalaya" (abode of god) and not "prarthanalaya" (Prayer halls).

# 06.
Please don't wish your children "black birthday" by allowing  them to blow off the candles that are kept on top of the birthday cake. Don't throw spit on the divine fire (Agni Deva). Instead, ask them to pray: "Oh divine fire, lead me from darkness to light" (Thamasoma Jyotirgamaya) by lighting a lamp. These are all strong images that go deep into the psyche.

# 07.
Please avoid using the words "spirituality" and "materialistic". For a Hindu, everything is divine. The words spirituality and materialism came to India through evangelists and Europeans who had a concept of Church vs State. Or Science vs Religion. On the contrary, in India, Sages were scientists and the foundation stone of Sanatan Dharma was Science.

# 09.
Please don't use the word "Sin" instead of "Paapa". We only have Dharma (duty, righteousness, responsibility and privilege) and Adharma (when dharma is not followed).  Dharma has nothing to do with social or religious morality. 'Paapa' derives from Adharma.

# 10.
Please don't use loose translation like meditation for "dhyana" and 'breathing exercise' for "Pranayama". It conveys wrong meanings. Use the original words.

Remember,  the world respects only those who respect themselves!

Please pass it on so that people can understand about Hindu Dharma....
🙏

Saturday, July 07, 2018

Competition never rest

The exit of Germany, Spain, portugal and Argentina from the World Cup 2018 is a message to every human being ..that
*however good you are..*

*Whatever your achievement in the past were..*

*competition never rest...You got to be on the run always..*

and that's how life is !!

Saturday, June 30, 2018

10 सलाहें

उच्चतम् न्यायालय के न्यायाधीश, जो परिवारिक झगडे़ सुलझाने वाले न्यायालय से सम्बंधित थे, उन की 10 सलाहें।

1. अपने बेटे और पुत्र वधु को विवाह उपरांत अपने साथ रहने के लिए उत्साहित न करें, उत्तम है उन्हें अलग, यहां तक कि किरायेे के मकान में भी रहने को कहें, अलग घर ढूूँढना उनकी परेशानी है। आप और बच्चों के घरों की अधिक दूरी आप के सम्बंधों को वेहतर बनायेगी।

2. अपनी पुत्र वधु से अपने पुत्र की पत्नी कि तरह व्यवहार करें, न की अपनी बेटी की तरह, आप मित्रवत् हो सकते हैं। आप का पुत्र सदैव आप से छोटा रहेगा, किन्तु उस की पत्नी नहीं, अगर एक बार भी उसे डांट देंगें तो वह सदैव याद रखेगी

वास्तविकता में केवल उस की माँ ही उसे डाँटने या सुधारने का एकाधिकार रखती है आप नहीं।

3. आपकी पुत्रवधु की कोई भी आदत या उस का चरित्र किसी भी अवस्था मैं आप की नहीं, आप के पुत्र की परेशानी है, क्योंकि पुत्र व्यस्क है।

4. ईकट्ठे रहते हुए भी अपनी अपनी जिम्मेदारियाँ स्पष्ट रखें, उनके कपड़े न धोयें, खाना न पकायें या आया का काम न करें, जब तक पुत्रवधू उसके लिए आप से प्रार्थना न करे, और अगर आप ये करने में सक्षम हैं, एवम् प्रति उपकार भी नहीं चाहते तो। बिशेषतः अपने पुत्र की परेशानियों को अपनी परेशानियां न बनाए, उसे स्वयं हल करने देंं।

5. जब वह लड़ रहे हों, गूंगे एवम् बैहरे बने रहें। यह स्वभाविक है कि छोटी उमर के पति पत्नी अपने झगड़े में अविभावकों का हस्तक्षेप नहीं चाहते। 

6. आपके पोती पोते केवल आप के पुत्र एवम् पुत्रवधू के हैं, वह उन्हें जैसा बनाना चाहते हैं बनाने दें, अच्छाई या बुराई के लिए वह स्वयं जिम्मेदार होंगे।

7. आप की पुत्रवधु को आप का सम्मान या सेवा करना जरुरी नहीं है, यह आप के बेटे का दायित्व है।आप को अपने बेटे को ऐसी शिक्षा देनी चाहिए कि वह एक अच्छा ईन्सान बने जिस से आपके और आप की पुत्रवधु के सम्बंध अच्छे रहें।

8. अपनी रिटायरमेंट को सूनियोजित करें, अपने बच्चों से उस में ज्यादा सहयोग की उम्मीद न करें। आप बहुत से पडाव अपनी जीवन यात्रा में तय कर चुके हैं पर अभी भी जीवन यात्रा में बहुत कुछ सीखना है।

9. यह आप के हित में है आप अपने रिटायरमेंट सालों आनन्द लें, वेहतर है अगर आप अपनी मृत्यु से पूर्व उसका भरपूर आनन्द लें जो आप ने जीवन पर्यंत मेहनत करके बचाया है। अपनी कमाई को अपने लिए महत्त्वहीन न होने दें।

10. आपके नाती पोते आपके परिवार का हिस्सा नहीं हैं, वह अपने अभिभावकों धरोहर हैं।

कृपया ध्यान् दें...

यह संदेश सिर्फ़ आप के लिए नहीं है, इसे मित्रों, अभिभावकों, ससुरालियों, चाचा चाची एवम् ताऊ ताई पति एवम् पत्नी सभी, शान्ति एवम् समर्द्धी के लिए शेअर करें क्योंकि यह उच्चतम् न्यायालय के न्यायाधीश, जो परिवारिक झगडे़ सुलझाते रहे हैं, उनके तजुर्बे पर आधारित हैं।

 

Thursday, June 28, 2018

तुम व्हाट्सएप, मैं टेलीग्राम..

पता नहीं किसकी रचना है लेकिन बड़े ही तीखे व्यंग्य कसे हैं:

एकदम फ्रेश एवं समसामयिक...
😊😊👍👍

तुम मायावती सी स्वप्नसुंदरी,
मै राहुल सा समझदार प्रिये।
कर्नाटक के गठबंधन सा,
है तेरा मेरा प्यार प्रिये।।
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

मैं आरएसएस का उग्रवाद,
तुम आईएसआईएस का शान्तरूप।
मैं मंदिर का कर्णकटु शंखनाद,
तुम अजान सी मधुर झंकार प्रिये
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

तुम व्हाट्सएप, मैं टेलीग्राम,
तुम नेट बैंकिंग, मैं मनीऑर्डर।
तुम बुलेट ट्रेन सी द्रुतगामी,
मैं खच्चर-ऊंट सवार प्रिये।।
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

सोनिया सी त्यागमूर्ति हो तुम,
मैं हूं अटल सा पद लोलुप।
मैं नाम का पीएम मनमोहन,
तुम ही असली सरकार प्रिये।।
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

तुम रेणुका की सी स्मित मंद,
और मैं स्मृति का अटृहास।
तुम मर्यादित भाषा निरुपम की,
मैं आडवाणी वाचाल प्रिये।
😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

तुम गगनचुम्बी पेट्रोल भाव,
मैं इंटरनेट सा सस्ता हूँ।
लेकिन हम दोनों से ही है,
इस दुनिया की रफ्तार प्रिये।।
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

तुम लालू जैसी पशुप्रेमी,
निर्दोष टूजी, सीजी बोफोर्स
तुम चिदम्बरम सी ईमानदार,
मुझसे लज्जित भ्रष्टाचार प्रिये।l
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

तुम सेकुलर कांग्रेस जैसी,
मैं साम्प्रदायिक बीजेपी सा।
तेरी काली करतूतों का,
मैं ढोता सर पर भार प्रिये।।
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

तुम दिग्विजय-थरूर चरित्रवान,
मैं योगी-मोदी सा पतित।
तुम औवेसी जैसी देशभक्त,
मैं द्रोही गुनहगार प्रिये।।
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

तुम मासूम हो पत्थरबाजों सी,
मैं तुझसे पिटता क्रूर सैनिक।
तू वोट बैंक का स्ट्रांग रूम,
मैं तेरे आगे लाचार प्रिये।।
😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

तुम वेटिकन का लव लेटर,
तुम देवबंद का फतवा हो।
मैं खामोशी संत महंतों की,
और मिथ्या गीता सार प्रिये।।
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मैं कश्मीरी पंडित अतिक्रमी,
तुम पीड़ित निरीह रोहिंग्या हो।
मैं रिफ्यूजी कैंप के हूँ काबिल,
तुम भारत की हकदार प्रिये।।
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*तुम भारत गौरव जिन्ना हो,*
*मैं भगतसिंह आतंकवादी।*
*भारत की आज़ादी के श्रेय पर,*
*है तेरा ही अधिकार प्रिये।*
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Friday, June 22, 2018

Hinduism

Devotee : "Swamiji, who is the founder of Christianity?"
Swami Chinmayananda : "Jesus"
Devotee : "Who is the founder of Islam?"
Swami Chinmayananda : "Mohammed".
Devotee : "Who is the founder of Hinduism?"
Swami Chinmayananda : "................."
Devotee : "What Swamiji, your religion doesn't have a founder?"

Swami Chinmayananda : "There is no one particular founder for Hinduism as its not an outcome of one personality's knowledge. Let me put the same question to you. Who is the founder of Chemistry? Physics? You cannot answer, because these are sciences which had contributions from plenty of scientists. In Hinduism, our Rishis were the scientists".

Devotee : "..."

Swami Chinmayananda : "If you ask a Christian to give book on Christianity, he gives you Bible. If you ask a Muslim to give book on Islam, he gives you Quran. But if you ask me to give book on Hinduism, I will say, "Welcome to my Library!"

Saturday, March 31, 2018

Players spend less than 15% of their time hitting the ball.

A TV anchor once asked Martina Navratilova, “How do you maintain your focus and manage to keep playing, even at the age of 43 ?”

Her suave response was, “The ball doesn’t know how old I am.  Besides, for 90% of the match I don’t have to focus”.

In a typical tennis match, the players spend less than 15% of their time hitting the ball. During a round of golf, golfers spend less than 20% of their round swinging a golf club, and in American football, the ball is actually in play for only 6% of the game.

In his excellent book, Stillpower, Sports Psychologist Garret Kramer says that a key factor to performing well in sports (and in life), is your ability to control the quality and quantity of your “internal dialogue”, understanding:

Performance= Potential - internal interference

In other words, you need to stop yourself from stopping yourself.

Sports, business, and indeed, life are played on a 6-inch course… the space between our ears!

Monday, February 26, 2018

TWO MINUTES MANAGEMENT


Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.
Management Lesson - To be sitting doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lessons - (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
This ends your two-minute management course.

Wednesday, February 07, 2018

Lessons on Corporate Management

Truly Awesome👌👍 During a Robbery in Hong Kong, the Bank Robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The Money belongs to the Government. Your Life belongs to You."

Everyone in the Bank laid down quietly.

This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the Conventional Way of Thinking.

When a Lady lay on the Table provocatively, the Robber shouted at her:
"Please be Civilised! This is a Robbery and not a Rape!"

This is called "Being Professional” . Focus only on What You are Trained to do!

When the Bank Robbers returned Home, the Younger Robber (MBA Trained) told the older Robber (who has only completed Year 6 in Primary School):
"Big Brother, let's count how much we got."

The older Robber rebutted and said:
"You are very Stupid. There is so much Money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV News will tell us how much we Robbed from the Bank!"

This is called "Experience”
Nowadays, experience is more Important than Paper Qualifications!

After the Robbers had left, the Bank Manager told the Bank supervisor to call the Police quickly. But the Supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 Million from the Bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 Million that we have previously Embezzled from the Bank”.

This is called "Swim with the Tide”
Converting an unfavorable situation to Your Advantage!

The Supervisor says: "It will be Good if there is a Robbery every month." 

This is called "Changing Priority”
Personal Happiness is more Important than Your Job”.

The next day, the TV News reported that $100 Million was taken from the Bank. The Robbers Counted and Counted and Counted, but they could only Count $20 Million.

The Robbers were very Angry and Complained:
"We risked our Lives and only took $20 Million. The Bank Manager took $80 Million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be Educated than to be a Thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as Gold!"

👆Must read ..Superb one. Lessons on Corporate Management in a nutshell !!

Funny IT company culture quote

INFOSYSism 
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking. 

WIPROism 
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk. 

SATYAMism 
You have a cow. You have its milk. But don't know what to do with it! 

DELLism 
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk. 

IBMism 
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen. 

MICROSOFTism 
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows. 

SUNism 
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft. 

ORACLEism 
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows. 

SAPism 
You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants. 

APPLEism 
You have a cow. You sell iMilk. 

SONYism 
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk. 

CITIBANKism 
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you. 

HPism 
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only. 

GEism 
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work. 

RELIANCEism 
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk. 

TATAism 
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

Financial Tips For 2018:

1. Avoid buying property on loans as it eats most of your earnings unless you have a clear plan for its repayment. It's important to monitor cash flow. Though, the house will be your asset, your liability will be much more.

2. Start a SIP at a very young age. Try to save atleast 15–25 % of your earnings.

3. Avoid buying a car unless you use it everyday.
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4. Do not let this sentence scare you. “Mutual fund investment are subject to market risk. Please read the offer documents carefully before investing”. Most people avoid investing in mutual funds just because of this one warning. Yes, there is a market risk, but look at the history and growth of mutual funds.

5. Try having a simple wedding.

6. Atleast 20% of your wealth should be liquid so you can utilize it when necessary.

7. Considering inflation, you are actually losing money if it is in savings bank account. Do not keep huge money in savings bank account.

8. If you invest in stocks, pay due attention.

9. If you invest in stocks have a separate account for delivery investment and Intraday investment. It is easy to monitor this way and also makes tax calculation easy

10. Do not have a belief that property and car make you rich. Its what you save and invest, that is important.

11. Never invest in insurance for returns. Insurance is not an investment option. It is a risk management tool.

12. Never use credit cards for lavish spending. Use credit cards intelligently and for needs not for wants.

13. Cancel all credit cards before you die. Or inform family about all your accounts, credit cards, loans and saving now itself.  Even a small residue will cost your family much.

14. Invest on yourself and then on other investments.

15. Always try to balance your earnings with your savings first, then on  spending and loans. Never take unnecessary loans. Always have reserve and utilise them and unless no other go never take loan.

16. Always have a plan for future events on your career, life, spending and finance.

17. Always have a reserve on your savings for contingency and urgent situations.

18. Your personal life and health are the most important investment. Do have a regular health check and do healthy workout every day. Stay healthy and live happily.

19. Always remember death can come anytime.....so please do buy adequate term Insurance if you have dependents.

20. Prepare a Will. It may avoid unnecessary fights after you die.

Friday, January 12, 2018

2 stories

2 stories to begin with
1. Nokia refused Android
2. Yahoo refused Google
Story over, lessons learnt
1. Take risks
2. Embrace changes
3. If you refuse to change with time, you might perish

Ok, 2 more stories
1. Facebook takes over WhatsApp and instagram
2. Flipkart takes over Myntra and Flipkart owned Myntra takes over Jabong
Story over, lessons learnt
1. Become so powerful that your competitors become your allies
2. Reach the top position and then eliminate the competition
3. Keep innovating

2 more stories ...
1. Colonel sanders founded KFC at the age of 65
2. Jack Ma, who couldn't get a job in KFC, founded Ali Baba
Story over, lessons learnt
1. Age is just a number
2. Only those who keep trying, succeed

Last but not the least ...
Lamborghini was founded as a result of intended revenge by a tractor owner who was insulted by Enzo Ferrari, the founder of Ferrari
Story over, lessons learnt
1. Never underestimate anyone, ever
2. Success is the best revenge

Just keep working hard,
invest your time wisely,
do what pleases you, dont be afraid to fail!