Friday, November 17, 2017

School exam daya

Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams ?

When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it...😳😜

When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required...😧 😁😁

When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering...😟 😱😲

When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on...😣😫😫

When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36.5% and your answer was 1800 😩😏

The cream. When the other students asked for 4-5 additional answer sheets and You had two pages empty in the main answer sheet😨😰😱

See where you have reached in life inspite of those moments...things are not permanent...enjoy life! 😃😃

Only for those who enjoyed their school life😂😂😂

Monday, November 06, 2017

WhatsApp best practices-2

Please never be in hurry to forward long messages which even you have not read. People have sent it to you, please read & digest first and think your list does need that message? Frequent forward will make them ignore even your valuable messages.

WhatsApp best practices-3

WhatsApp best practices:
Ashwin®

3. Don't get angry when your friend send you back the same forward which you had sent it to him. It's possible he had not even seen your forward, he may be taking you less seriously than you think. And he might have got it from many people or.group. And that forward was never your original creation.

Sunday, November 05, 2017

Murphy's First Law

*Murphy's First Law:*
If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

*Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation:*
The less important you are to the corporation, the more your absence is noticed.

*The Salary Axiom:*
The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

*Miller's Law of Insurance:*
Insurance covers everything except what happens.

*First Law of Living:*
As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.

*Weiner's Law of Libraries:*
There are no answers, only cross-references.

*Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness:*
Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.

*The Grocery Bag Law:*
The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is always hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

And Here goes the last one !!

*Lampner's Law of Employment:*
When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot !

Saturday, November 04, 2017

WhatsApp best practices: -Ashwin

1. Always write something about video you forwarding. It is possible someone else already forwarded & they have already seen it. You will save lots of data and time of others.

Saturday, October 28, 2017

Age makes things irrelevant

● At age 40 years,
"highly educated"
and  "less educated"
are the same.

(Less educated people may even earn more money)

● At age 50 years,
"beauty" and "ugly" are the same.

(No matter how pretty you are, at this age, wrinkles, dark spots,
etc. can no more be hidden.)

● At age 60 years,
"high position"
and
"low position"
are the same.

(After retirement,
even a peon will avoid looking at his boss)

● At age 70 years,
"big house" and "small house" are the same.
(Joints degeneration, hard to move,
only require a little space to sit )

● At age 80 years,
"have money" and "no money" are the same.
(Even when you want to spend money,
you don't know where to spend)

● At age 90 years,
"Sleeping" and "waking up" are the same.

(After you wake up,
you still don't know what to do)
Take life easy,
there are no mysteries to be solved. 

In the long run,
we'll all be the same.

So forget all tensions of
life & enjoy..

Keep Smiling😊😊

YES, I AM CHANGING!

YES, I AM CHANGING!

Days slip into weeks, weeks turn into months and months transform into years. Calendars are changing and so am I.

Yes, I  am changing. After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my children, my friends, now I have started loving myself.

Yes, I  am changing. I just realised that I am not “ Atlas ” and the world does not rest on my shoulders.

Yes, I  am changing. I now stopped bargaining with poor vegetables and fruits vendors. After all, a few rupees more is not going to burn a hole in my pocket but it might help the poor fellow save for his daughter’s school fees.

Yes, I  am changing. I pay the autowalla / cabbie and walk away without waiting for the change.The extra money might bring a smile on his face. After all he is toiling much harder for a living than me.

Yes, I  am changing. I stopped telling the elderly that they have already narrated that story many times. After  all, the story makes them walk down the memory lane and relive the past.

Yes, I  am changing. I have learnt not to correct  people even when I know they are wrong. After all, the onus of making everyone perfect is not on me. Peace is more precious than perfection.

Yes, I  am changing.  I give compliments freely and generously. After all its  a mood enhancer not only for the recipient, but also for me.

Yes, I  am changing. I have learnt not to bother about a crease on my shirt or a spot on my skirt. After all, personality speaks louder than appearances.

Yes, I  am changing. I walk  away from people who don't value me. After all, they might not know my worth, but I do.

Yes, I  am changing. I remain cool when someone plays dirty politics to outrun me in the rat race.After all, I am not a rat and neither am I in any race.

Yes, I  am changing. I am learning not to be embarrassed by my emotions. After all, it's my emotions that make me human.

Yes, I  am changing. I have learnt that its better to drop the ego than to break a relationship. After all, my ego will keep me aloof whereas with relationships I will never be alone.

Yes, I  am changing. I demand  for whatever  is due to me. After all, accepting injustice is almost as bad as doing injustice.

Yes, I  am changing. I've learnt to live each day as if it were the last. After all, it might be the last .

Yes, I  am changing. I am doing what makes me happy. After all, I am responsible for my happiness, and I owe it to me.

AND I'M LOVING THE NEW ME

Sunday, October 01, 2017

सच मे, औरतें बेहद अजीब होतीं हैं... - गुलज़ार

गुलज़ार द्वारा लिखी किताब *_The longest short story of my life with grace_*जो उन्होंने *"राखी"*को समर्पित की है से  एक अंश...

लोग सच कहते हैं -
औरतें बेहद अजीब होतीं है...

रात भर पूरा सोती नहीं
थोड़ा थोड़ा जागती रहतीं है
नींद की स्याही में
उंगलियां डुबो कर
दिन की बही लिखतीं
टटोलती रहतीं है
दरवाजों की कुंडियाॅ
बच्चों की चादर
पति का मन...
और जब जागती हैं सुबह
तो पूरा नहीं जागती
नींद में ही भागतीं है

सच है, औरतें बेहद अजीब होतीं हैं...

हवा की तरह घूमतीं, कभी घर में, कभी बाहर...
टिफिन में रोज़ नयी रखतीं कविताएँ
गमलों में रोज बो देती आशाऐं

पुराने अजीब से गाने गुनगुनातीं
और चल देतीं फिर
एक नये दिन के मुकाबिल
पहन कर फिर वही सीमायें
खुद से दूर हो कर भी
सब के करीब होतीं हैं

औरतें सच में, बेहद अजीब होतीं हैं

कभी कोई ख्वाब पूरा नहीं देखतीं
बीच में ही छोड़ कर देखने लगतीं हैं
चुल्हे पे चढ़ा दूध...

कभी कोई काम पूरा नहीं करतीं
बीच में ही छोड़ कर ढूँढने लगतीं हैं
बच्चों के मोजे, पेन्सिल, किताब
बचपन में खोई गुडिया,
जवानी में खोए पलाश,

मायके में छूट गयी स्टापू की गोटी,
छिपन-छिपाई के ठिकाने
वो छोटी बहन छिप के कहीं रोती...

सहेलियों से लिए-दिये...
या चुकाए गए हिसाब
बच्चों के मोजे, पेन्सिल किताब

खोलती बंद करती खिड़कियाँ
क्या कर रही हो?
सो गयी क्या ?
खाती रहती झिङकियाँ

न शौक से जीती है ,
न ठीक से मरती है
सच है, औरतें बेहद अजीब होतीं हैं ।

कितनी बार देखी है...
मेकअप लगाये,
चेहरे के नील छिपाए
वो कांस्टेबल लडकी,
वो ब्यूटीशियन,
वो भाभी, वो दीदी...

चप्पल के टूटे स्ट्रैप को
साड़ी के फाल से छिपाती
वो अनुशासन प्रिय टीचर
और कभी दिख ही जाती है
कॉरीडोर में, जल्दी जल्दी चलती,
नाखूनों से सूखा आटा झाडते,

सुबह जल्दी में नहाई
अस्पताल मे आई वो लेडी डॉक्टर
दिन अक्सर गुजरता है शहादत में
रात फिर से सलीब होती है...

सच है, औरतें बेहद अजीब होतीं हैं

सूखे मौसम में बारिशों को
याद कर के रोतीं हैं
उम्र भर हथेलियों में
तितलियां संजोतीं हैं

और जब एक दिन
बूंदें सचमुच बरस जातीं हैं
हवाएँ सचमुच गुनगुनाती हैं
फिजाएं सचमुच खिलखिलातीं हैं

तो ये सूखे कपड़ों, अचार, पापड़
बच्चों और सारी दुनिया को
भीगने से बचाने को दौड़ जातीं हैं...

सच है, औरतें बेहद अजीब होतीं हैं ।

खुशी के एक आश्वासन पर
पूरा पूरा जीवन काट देतीं है
अनगिनत खाईयों को
अनगिनत पुलो से पाट देतीं है...

सच है, औरतें बेहद अजीब होतीं हैं ।

ऐसा कोई करता है क्या?
रस्मों के पहाड़ों, जंगलों में
नदी की तरह बहती...
कोंपल की तरह फूटती...

जिन्दगी की आँख से
दिन रात इस तरह
और कोई झरता है क्या?
ऐसा कोई करता है क्या?

सच मे, औरतें बेहद अजीब होतीं हैं...

- गुलज़ार

(हमारे जीवन में ख़ुशी, समर्पण और प्रेम बरसाने वाली हर महिलाओं को सादर समर्पित)

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Corporate rules for happy life:


1. Trust nobody.

2. What happens in office, remain in office. Never take office gossips to home and vice versa.

3. Enter office on time, leave on time. Your desktop is not helping improvement in your health.

4. Never make GF/BF and/or brother/sister in office. It will always backfire.

5. Expect nothing. If somebody helps, feel thankful. If not, you will learn to know things on your own.

6. Never rush for position. If you get promoted, congrats. If not, it doesn't matter. You will always be remembered for your knowledge and politeness, not for your designation.

7. Never run behind office stuff. You have better things to do in life.

8. Avoid taking everything on your ego. Your salary matters. You are being paid. Use your assets to get happiness.

9. It doesn't matter how people treat you. Be humble. You are not everyone's cup of tea.

10. In the end nothing matters except family, friends, home, and Inner peace.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Don’t wait for the parrot to die

The story is told of a woman who bought a parrot to keep her company, but she returned it the next day.

“This bird doesn't talk,” she told the owner.

”Does he have a mirror in his cage?” he asked. “Parrots love mirrors. They see their reflection and start a conversation.”

The woman bought a mirror and left. The next day she returned; the bird still wasn't talking.

"How about a ladder? Parrots love ladders.The happy parrot is a talkative parrot.”

The woman bought a ladder and left. But the next day, she was back.

“Does your parrot have a swing? No? Well, that’s the problem. Once he starts swinging, he’ll talk up a storm.”

The woman reluctantly bought a swing and left.
When she walked into the store the next day, her countenance had changed.

“The parrot died,” she said.

The pet store owner was shocked.

“I’m so sorry. Tell me, did he ever say anything?” he asked.

“Yes, right before it died,” the  replied.

“In a weak voice, it asked me, ‘Don’t they sell any food at that pet store?’"

Sometimes we forget what’s really important in life. We get so caught up in things that are good while neglecting the things that are truly necessary.

Take a moment to do a “priority check”, and strive for what is most important today.

Don’t wait for the parrot to die...!!

Friday, March 03, 2017

Investment Philosophy

Few takeaways from Howard Marks (for those who missed it) 

Investment Philosophy

1. No one can consistently forecast. Our industry is full of people who became famous by getting it right once. Investors would be wise to accept that they can't see the future and restrict themselves to doing things that are within their control. While we can't see where we are going, we ought to have a good sense of where we are. 

2. Superior results don't come from buying the  right asset , but from buying assets at less than their worth. Investing is not about what you buy, but what you pay.

3.Sometimes there are plentiful opportunities for unusual returns, wait patiently for such opportunities. Big gains come when consensus underestimates reality. Be aggressive at bottoms, defensive at highs. Key to outperformance is to think different, and to think better. Superior returns come not from being right, but being right more than others. 

4.Over the last few years, investor timeframes have shrunk, obsessed with quarterly returns. Advantage is to be right in the long run.

5. It is essential to invest counter-cyclically. Cyclical up's and down's don't go on forever,  but at extremes most act as if they will. Markets are riskiest when there is widespread belief there is no risk, this was the case in 2007.  

6. Markets are not always 100% efficient, the concept of market efficiency must not be ignored. It cannot be assumed that bargains  in the past, will be repeated in the future.

7. To be a successful investor, you have to have a philosophy and stick to it even under pressure. No one can profit from all opportunities. To be a disciplined investor, you have to be willing to stand by and watch others make money. 

8. Risk is inescapable in investment, but you should not expect more money, just by taking on more risk. Risk needs to be controlled but not through quantification, experienced qualitative judgement is better. Investment cannot be reduced to an algorithm or mechanical process. 

9. Good performance will result in inflows, but if inflows are not checked it may lead to bad performance. 

10. Slope of trend is important, but investments should not be based on forecasts or timing the market.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Vagaries of English Language!

Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!😀😀😀

- Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

-Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

- How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

- If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?

- If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

- How do you get off a non-stop
Flight?

- Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

- Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?

- Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

- Why is it called
'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?

- How come Noses run and Feet smell?

- Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

- What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

We can never find the answers, can we?
So just enjoy the pun and fun of the English language!! 😥😥

Mahabharata Philosophy

I just read something interesting... So sharing...

Enjoy introspecting....

It is said in the texts that 80% of the fighting male population of the civilization was wiped out in the eighteen days Mahabharata war.

Sanjay, at the end of the war went to the spot where the greatest war took place; Kurukshetra.

He looked around and wondered if the war really happened, if the ground beneath him had soaked all that blood, if the great Pandavas and Krishna stood where he stood.

“You will never know the truth about that!” said an aging soft voice.

Sanjay turned around to find an Old man in saffron robes appearing out of a column of dust.

“I know you are here to find out about the Kurukshetra war, but *you cannot know about that war till you know what the real war is about*.” the Old man said enigmatically.

“What do you mean?”

*The Mahabharata is an Epic, a ballad, perhaps a reality, but definitely a philosophy*.

The Old man smiled luring Sanjay into more questions.

“Can you tell me what the philosophy is then?”
Sanjay requested.

Sure, began the Old man.

*The Pandavas are nothing but your five senses*,
sight,
smell,
taste,
touch
and sound...,

and do you know what the *Kauravas* are?
he asked narrowing his eyes.

*The Kauravas are the hundred vices that attack your senses everyday but you can fight them*... and do you know how?

Sanjay shook his head again.

“When Krishna rides your chariot!”

The Old man smiled brighter and Sanjay gasped at that gem of insight.

*Krishna is your inner voice, your soul, your guiding light and if you let your life in his hands you have nothing to worry*.

Sanjay was stupefied but came around quickly with another question.

“Then *why are Dronacharya and Bhishma fighting for the Kauravas, if they are vices*?”

The Old man nodded, sadder for the question.

It just means that as you grow up, your perception of your elders change. *The elders who you thought were perfect in your growing up years are not all that perfect. They have faults. And one day you will have to decide if they are for your good or your bad.  Then you may also realize that you may have to fight them for the good. It is the hardest part of growing up and that is why the Geeta is important*.

Sanjay slumped down on the ground, not because he was tired but because he could understand and was struck by  the enormity of it all.

*What about Karna*? he whispered.

“Ah!” said the Old man. “You have saved the best for last. *Karna is the brother to your senses, he is desire, he is a part of you but stands with the vices. He feels wronged and makes excuses for being with the vices as your desire does all the time.*

*Does your desire not give you excuses to embrace vices*?”

Sanjay nodded silently. He looked at the ground, consumed with a million thoughts, trying to putin everything together and then when he looked up the Old man was gone....
disappeared in the column of dust.........leaving behind the great philosophy of Life!  
🙏🙏🙏🙏

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

New era teacher's letter to parent

Classic...

Now a days teachers are not allowed to say or write anything negative... A few interesting letters from teachers to get around this....... I loved every one of them😉
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Dear Parent,
We are delighted to inform you that your child displays remarkable initiative. Not for him the simple-minded obedience to teachers. We refer to his admirable refusal to do homework. We have, however, humbly requested him to stoop to our level and condescend to do his homework. Your support is appreciated.
Yours anxiously,
Teacher

Dear Parent,
Your child's distaste for mundane subjects such as mathematics shows an imaginative mind. Why, he wonders, does the square of the hypotenuse have to be equal to the square of the other two sides in a right-angled triangle? It is no wonder that he has scored a splendid zero in his math exam. Unfortunately, even brilliant students have to pass exams. Could you gently break that news to him?
Yours entreatingly,
Teacher


Dear Parent,
We are pleased your child has one of the same qualities that Henry Ford, the founder of the Ford Motor Company, possessed. Like him, your son believes that history is bunk. But it may be best to disabuse him of the notion that the Mughal emperors were Amar, Akbar and Anthony.
Yours beseechingly,
Teacher

Dear Parent,
Your child submitted a blank paper for last week's science test, influenced perhaps by Albert Camus who said 'Whether the earth or the sun revolves around the other is a matter of profound indifference'. Your son shares that profound indifference, undoubtedly for philosophical reasons. But could you inform him that in order to study philosophy, he has to pass class eight first?
Yours plaintively,
Teacher

Dear Parent,
Your son has obviously read Friedrich Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil, which is why he was copying from the boy next to him during yesterday's test. Like Nietzsche, he believes that Supermen like him have little use for conventional notions of morality. The teacher who caught him copying is a conventional type who gave him a zero.
Yours desperately,
Teacher

Dear Parent,
We are impressed by your child's knowledge of martial arts. In the past month, he has broken two legs, four arms and three noses. He also shows prudence while fighting, taking care to pick on weaker boys. For some reason, however, the fathers of the boys who were beaten up are planning to go to your home with hockey sticks.
Yours wretchedly,
Teacher

Monday, October 03, 2016

रिद्धि दे सिद्धि दे अष्ट नव निद्धि द

" रिद्धि दे सिद्धि दे अष्ट नव निद्धि दे,
वंश में वृद्धि दे बाकबानी,
ह्रदय में ज्ञान दे चितमें ध्यान दे अभय वरदान दे शंभूरानी ,
दुःख को दूर कर सुख भरपुर कर आश संपूर्ण कर दास जानी ,
सज्जन सो हित दे कुटुंब में प्रीत दे जग में जीत दे श्री भवानी."
या देवी सर्वभूतेषु बुद्धिरुपेण संस्थिता। नमस्तस्ये नमस्तस्ये नमस्तस्येनमो नम: ।।

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Nokia Kodak disappearef without any fault

In 1998, Kodak had 170,000 employees and sold 85% of all photo paper worldwide.  Within just a few years, their business model disappeared and they went bankrupt.

What happened to Kodak will happen in a lot of industries in the next 10 years - and most people don't see it coming.

Did you think in 1998 that 3 years later you would never take pictures on paper film again? Yet digital cameras were invented in 1975. The first ones only had 10,000 pixels, but followed Moore's law. So as with all exponential technologies, it was a disappointment for a long time, before it became way superior and got mainstream in only a few short years.

It will now happen with Artificial Intelligence, health, autonomous and electric cars, education, 3D printing, agriculture and jobs.

Welcome to the 4th Industrial Revolution.

Welcome to the Exponential Age.

Software will disrupt most traditional industries in the next 5-10 years.

Uber is just a software tool, they don't own any cars, and are now the biggest taxi company in the world.

Airbnb is now the biggest hotel company in the world, although they don't own any properties.

Artificial Intelligence : Computers become exponentially better in understanding the world. This year, a computer beat the best Go player in the world, 10 years earlier than expected.

In the US, young lawyers already don't get jobs. Because of IBM Watson, you can get legal advice (so far for more or less basic stuff) within seconds, with 90% accuracy compared with 70% accuracy when done by humans. So if you study law, stop immediately. There will be 90% fewer lawyers in the future, only specialists will remain.

Watson already helps nurses diagnosing cancer, 4 times more accurate than human nurses.

Facebook now has a pattern recognition software that can recognize faces better than humans.

By 2030, computers will become more intelligent than humans.Autonomous Cars:

In 2018 the first self-driving cars will appear for the public. Around 2020, the complete industry will start to be disrupted. You don't want to own a car anymore. You will call a car with your phone, it will show up at your location and drive you to your destination. You will not need to park it, you only pay for the driven distance and can be productive while driving.

Our kids will never get a driver's license and will never own a car. It will change the cities, because we will need 90-95% fewer cars for that. We can transform former parking space into parks. 1.2 million people die each year in car accidents worldwide.

We now have one accident every 100,000 km, with autonomous driving that will^ drop to one accident in 10 million km. That will save a million lives each year.

Most car companies may become bankrupt. Traditional car companies try the evolutionary approach and just build a better car, while tech companies (Tesla, Apple, Google) will do the revolutionary approach and build a computer on wheels. I spoke to a lot of engineers from Volkswagen and Audi; they are completely terrified of Tesla.

Insurance Companies will have massive trouble because without accidents, the insurance will become 100x cheaper. Their car insurance business model will disappear.

Real estate will change. Because if you can work while you commute, people will move further away to live in a more beautiful neighborhood. Electric cars won’t become mainstream until 2020. Cities will be less noisy because all cars will run on electric.

Electricity will become incredibly cheap and clean: Solar production has been on an exponential curve for 30 years, but you can only now see the impact. Last year, more solar energy was installed worldwide than fossil. The price for solar will drop so much that all coal companies will be out of business by 2025.With cheap electricity comes cheap and abundant water.

Desalination now only needs 2kWh per cubic meter. We don't have scarce water in most places, we only have scarce drinking water. Imagine what will be possible if anyone can have as much clean water as he wants, for nearly no cost.

Health: There will be companies that will build a medical device (called the "Tricorder" from Star Trek) that works with your phone, which takes your retina scan, your blood sample and you breathe into it. It then analyses 54 biomarkers that will identify nearly any disease. It will be cheap, so in a few years everyone on this planet will have access to world class medicine, nearly for free.

3D printing: The price of the cheapest 3D printer came down from $18,000 to $400 within 10 years. In the same time, it became 100 times faster.

All major shoe companies started 3D printing shoes.

Spare airplane parts are already 3D printed in remote airports.

The space station now has a printer that eliminates the need for the large number of spare parts they used to have in the past.

At the end of this year, new smart phones will have 3D scanning possibilities. You can then 3D scan your feet and print your perfect shoe at home.

In China, they already 3D printed a complete 6-storey office building. By 2027, 10% of everything that's being^ produced will be 3D printed.

Business Opportunities: If you think of a niche^ you want to go in, ask yourself: "in the future, do you think we will have that?" and if the answer is yes, how can you make that happen sooner? If it doesn't work with your phone, forget the idea.

And any idea designed for success in the 20th century is doomed in to failure in the 21st century.

Work: 70-80% of jobs will disappear in the next 20 years. There will be a lot of new jobs, but it is not clear if there will be enough new jobs in such a small time.

Agriculture: There will be a $100 agricultural robot in the future. Farmers in 3rd world countries can then become managers of their field instead of working all days on their fields. Agroponics will need much less water.

The first Petri dish produced veal is now available and will be cheaper than cow-produced veal in 2018. Right now, 30% of all agricultural surfaces is used for cows. Imagine if we don't need that space anymore.

There are several startups that will bring insect protein to the market shortly. It contains more protein than meat. It will be labeled as "alternative protein source" (because most people still reject the idea of eating insects).

There is an app called "moodies" which can already tell in which mood you are.

Until 2020 there will be apps that can tell by your facial expressions if you are lying. Imagine a political debate where it's being displayed when they are telling the truth and when not.

Bitcoin will become mainstream this year and might even become the default reserve currency.

Longevity: Right now, the average life span increases by 3 months per year. Four years ago, the life span used to be 79 years, now it's^ 80 years. The increase itself is increasing and by 2036, there will be more than one year increase per year. So we all might live for a long long time, probably way more than 100.

Education: The cheapest smart phones are already at $10 in Africa and Asia. Until 2020, 70% of all humans will own a smart phone. That means, everyone has the same access to world class education.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

WHO BUILT BOMBAY ?


According to ancient history, a grouping of seven islands comprising Colaba, Mazagaon, Old Woman's Island, Wadala, Mahim, Parel, and Matunga-Sion formed a part of the kingdom of Ashoka the Great of Magadh, ironically in North India .
The seven islands of Mumbai passed through many hands, the sultans of Gujarat , the Portuguese and the British. Every ruler left behind proof of residence in Mumbai.
The Mauryans left behind the Kanheri, Mahakali and the caves of Gharapuri more popularly called Elephanta. The sultans of Gujarat built the Dargahs at Mahim and Haji Ali, the Portuguese built the two Portuguese churches, one at Prabhadevi and the other St Andrews at Bandra.
They built forts at *Sion, Mahim, Bandra and Bassien*. The Portuguese named the group of seven Islands *Bom Baia*, _Good Bay_ . The British built a city out of the group of seven islands and called her Bombay .
The original settlers of the seven islands, the Koli fishermen, worshiped Mumbaidevi, her temple still stands at Babulnath near Chowpatty. The Kolis called the island Mumbai, 'Mumba, Mother Goddess'.
In 1662, King Charles II of England married the Portuguese Princess Catherine of Braganza, and received the seven islands of Bom Baia as part of his dowry. Six years later, the British Crown leased the seven islands to the English East India Company for a sum of 10 pounds in gold per annum. It was under the English East India Company that the future megapolis began to take shape, after the first war for independence Bombay once again became a colony of the British Empire .
History has forgotten this but the first Parsi settler came to Bombay in 1640, he was Dorabji Nanabhoy Patel. In 1689-90, a severe plague epidemic broke out in Bombay and most of the European settlers succumbed to it. The Siddi of Janjira attacked in full force. Rustomji Dorabji Patel, a trader and the son of the city's first Parsi settler, successfully defeated the
Siddi with the help of the Kolis and saved Bombay .
Gerald Aungier, Governor of Bombay built the Bombay Castle , an area that is even today referred to as Fort. He also constituted the Courts of law. He brought Gujarati traders, Parsi shipbuilders, Muslim and Hindu manufacturers from the mainland and settled them in Bombay .
It was during a period of four decades that the city of Bombay took shape. Reclamation was done to plug the breach at Worli and Mahalakshmi, Hornby Vellard was built in 1784. The Sion Causeway connecting Bombay to Salsette was built in 1803. Colaba Causeway connecting Colaba island to Bombay was built in 1838. A causeway connecting Mahim and Bandra was built in 1845.
Lady Jamsetjee Jeejeebhoy, the wife of the First Baronet Jamsetjee Jeejeebhoy donated Rs 1, 57,000 to meet construction costs of the causeway. She donated Rs. 1,00,000 at first.. When the project cost escalated and money ran out half way through she donated Rs 57,000 again to ensure that the vital causeway was completed. Lady Jamsetjee stipulated that no toll would ever be charged for those using the causeway. Today Mumbaikars have to pay Rs 75 to use the Bandra-Worli Sealink, connecting almost the same two islands. Sir J J Hospital was also built by Sir Jamsetjee Jeejeebhoy.
The ship building Wadia family of Surat was brought to Bombay by the British. Jamshedji Wadia founded theBombay Port Trust and built the Princess Dock in 1885 and the Victoria Dock and the Mereweather Dry Docks in 1891. Alexandra Dock was built in 1914.
A Gujarati civil engineer supervised the building of the Gateway of India . The Tatas made Bombay their headquarters and gave it the iconic Taj Mahal Hotel and India 's first civilian airlines, Air India . The Godrejs gave India its first vegetarian soap.
Cowasji Nanabhai Daver established Bombay 's first cotton mill, 'The Bombay Spinning Mills' in 1854. By 1915, there were 83 textile mills in Bombay largely owned by Indians.
This brought about a financial boom in Bombay . Although the mills were owned by Gujaratis, Kutchis, Parsis and Marwaris, the workforce was migrant Mahrashtrians from rural Maharashtra . Premchand Roychand, a prosperous Gujarati broker founded the Bombay Stock Exchange. Premchand Roychand donated Rs 2,00,000 to build the Rajabai Tower in 1878.
Muslim, Sindhi and Punjabi migrants have also contributed handsomely to Mumbai.
Apart from its original inhabitants, the Kolis, everyone else in Mumbai, are immigrants, so there is no valid justification for any single Community to call others outsiders or immigrants and vitiate the Cosmopolitan Character of this Great City ! We are all Indians First & Mumbaikers afterwards please !

Monday, August 29, 2016

Rama & Krishna - managerial styles

Rama & Krishna - managerial styles
What's your managerial style: like Lord Ram or Lord Krishna? Nice one... Read on..

In Hindu mythology there are two great epics. One is called Ramayan and other is called Mahabharata. The centre story of both these books is around victory of good on evil. In one story Lord Ram leads his army to defeat Ravana in his land,
While in the second Lord Krishna oversees Pandavas defeat Kauravas in the battle at Kurushektra.

In Ramayan, Lord Ram is the best yodhaa of his side.
He leads his army from the front. Strategizes & directs different people to do things which will meet the objectives. His people are happy to follow orders & want to get all the appreciation for being the best executors. Lord Ram set direction & also tells people what to do during difficult times.

Ultimately they won the war & the final outcome was achieved.

On the other hand Lord Krishna told Arjuna, I won't fight the battle. I won't pick up any weapon; I would only be there on ur chariot as a charioteer. And he did what he said. He never picked up the weapon & he never fought.

Still, Pandavas won the war & final outcome was achieved.

So, what was different? It was their managerial style & it was also the type of people who were being lead.
Lord Ram was leading an army of 'MONKEYS' who were not skilled fighters & they were looking for direction. While on other hand,

Lord Krishna was leading Arjuna who was one of the best archer of his time. While Lord Ram's role was to show it & lead from the front,

Krishna played the role of a coach whose job was to remove cobwebs from his protégée's mind. Krishna couldn't teach Arjuna archery but he could definitely help him see things from a very different perspective.

Here are some of the basic differences in two styles:
Lord Ram- A skilled warrior, lead monkeys, was emotional, gave precise roles & instructions, motivated the army to fight for his cause

Lord Krishna: works with best the professionals, provides strategic clarity, allows team members to take lead, fights for the cause of the team, did not depict his true emotions

Look at ur team/family & reflect what type of leader/parent u are, One who keeps answering/solving problems for people/kids Or Who asks relevant questions from their people/kids so that they can find their own solution.

Are u someone who tells/directs all the time Or
Someone who clarifies doubts & allows their people/kids to find their own ways.

Are u someone who has monkeys in the team & the way u deal with it Or u have the brightest experts in their area getting stuck with issues?

Younger generation doesn't want you to tell or show how things are done, they want to know the meaning of their task and how it makes a difference in this world.

They are Arjuna's who don't necessarily seek more skill/knowledge but they need someone to clarify the cobwebs in their mind, if u still apply Lord Ram's style on them, u are bound to fail as a manager.

On the other hand if there are people who aren't skilled enough but rely on ur expertise to sail u through Lord Ram's style is appropriate.

Isn't it good for us to reflect & think what managerial style will bring the best result for u and ur team/family ?

Is it Lord Ram or Lodrd Krishna?

The Managing Leader vs the Coaching Leader!

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

नमस्ते सदा वत्सले मातृभूमे

नमस्ते सदा वत्सले मातृभूमे
त्वया हिन्दुभूमे सुखं वर्धितोहम् ।
महामङ्गले पुण्यभूमे त्वदर्थे
पतत्वेष कायो नमस्ते नमस्ते ।।१।।

प्रभो शक्तिमन् हिन्दुराष्ट्राङ्गभूता
इमे सादरं त्वां नमामो वयम्
त्वदीयाय कार्याय बध्दा कटीयं
शुभामाशिषं देहि तत्पूर्तये ।
अजय्यां च विश्वस्य देहीश शक्तिं
सुशीलं जगद्येन नम्रं भवेत्
श्रुतं चैव यत्कण्टकाकीर्ण मार्गं
स्वयं स्वीकृतं नः सुगं कारयेत् ।।२।।

समुत्कर्षनिःश्रेयस्यैकमुग्रं
परं साधनं नाम वीरव्रतम्
तदन्तः स्फुरत्वक्षया ध्येयनिष्ठा
हृदन्तः प्रजागर्तु तीव्रानिशम् ।
विजेत्री च नः संहता कार्यशक्तिर्
विधायास्य धर्मस्य संरक्षणम् ।
परं वैभवं नेतुमेतत् स्वराष्ट्रं
समर्था भवत्वाशिषा ते भृशम् ।।३।।
।। भारत माता की जय ।।

Friday, August 12, 2016

FIR based on FaceBook comment quashed

May be useful for those who use these( FACEBOOK)

2015 (7) SCC 423

(Supreme Court)

Manik Taneja & another - Vs- State of Karnataka & another

Facebook Postings against police - Criticising Police on Police's Official Face book Page - F.I.R Lodged by Police

HELD - Facebook is a Public Forum - it Facilitates Expression of Public Opinion- Posting of One's Grievance Against Government Machinery Even on Government Facebook Page does not by itself Amount to Criminal Offence -
F. I.R. Quashed.