Gujarati Confidence !! a classic! ...

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. ·                           ·                         5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is KantibhaiShah. ·                           ·                         Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.. ·                           ·                         2000 people leave the room. ·                           ·                         Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !' ·                           ·                         Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. ·                           ·                         2000 people leave the room.  ·                           ·                         Kantibhai says to himself  'I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me ?' So he stays. ·                           ·                         Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. ·                           ·                         500 people leave the room. ·                           ·                         Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room. ·                           ·                         Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave. ·                           ·                         498 people leave the room. ·                           ·                         Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else has gone. ·                           ·                         Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' ·                           ·                         Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says 'Kem Chho ?' ·                           ·                         The other candidate answers 'Ekdam Majama !'    | Ashwin Nagar | FCA and SAP-FICO\SEM-BCS | Success is not permanent and failure is not final Ph: India: +91-98330-15352  US: +1-323-325-4111