Saturday, October 10, 2009

IT for Hindus

Who in the world thought of this?

 
·         Brahma : Systems Installation
·         Vishnu : Systems Support
·         Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant
·         Shiva : DBA (crash specialist)
·         Ganesh : Documentation specialist
·         Narada : Data Transfer
·         Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer.
·         Yama : ReOrganisation Consultant
·         ChitraGupta : Personnel Records
·         Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses
·         Devas : Y2k Programmers
·         Surya : Solaris administrator
·         Rakshasas : In house Hackers
·         Ram : Hardware Support - single user specialist
·         Lakshman : Support software and Backup
·         Ravan : Internet Explorer - WWW
·         Hanuman : RS6000
·         Vali : Windows 98
·         Sugreeva : Win 95
·         Angadh : Win 3.1
·         Jambhuvan : DOS
·         Vishwamitra : Sr. Manager Projects
·         Hastinapur : Silicon Valley
·         Arjun : Lead Programmer (all Companies are Vying for him)
·         Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer
·         Draupadi : Web server - free access (Shareware)
·         Bhima : MAIN FRAME
·         Duryodhan : Microsoft product written in VB
·         Shakuni : Bill Gates
·         Karna : Contract Programmer
·         Shikandi : Steve Jobbs
·         100 Kauravas: Microsoft Service Packs and patches. 

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Friday, October 02, 2009

Hanuman Chalisa

JAI HANUMAN GYAN GUN SAGAR JAI KAPISH TUHI LOK UJAGAR"



Shree Guru Charan Saroj Raj, Nij Man Mukar Sudhari,
Barnau Raghuvar Bimal Jasu, Jo dayaku Phal Chari


With the dust of Guru's Lotus feet, I clean the mirror of my mind and then
narrate the sacred glory of Sri Ram Chandra, The Supereme among the Raghu
dynasty. The giver of the four attainments of life.


Budhi heen Tanu Janike, Sumirow, Pavan Kumar,
Bal Buddhi Vidya Dehu Mohi, Harahu Kalesh Bikaar


Knowing myself to be ignorent, I urge you, O Hanuman, The son of Pavan! O
Lord! kindly Bestow on me strength, wisdom and knowledge, removing all my
miseries and blemishes.


Jai Hanuman Gyan Guna Sagar
Jai Kipis Tihun Lok Ujgaar


Victory of Thee, O Hanuman, Ocean of wisdom and virtue, victory to the Lord of
monkeys who is well known in all the three worlds


Ramdoot Atulit Bal Dhamaa,
Anjani Putra Pavansut naamaa.


You, the Divine messager of Ram and repository of immeasurable strength, are also
known as Anjaniputra and known as the son of the wind - Pavanputra.


Mahebeer Bikram Bajrangi,
Kumati Nivaar Sumati Ke Sangi.


Oh Hanumanji! You are valiant and brave, with a body like lightening. You are the
dispeller of darkness of evil thoughts and companion of good sense and wisdom.


Kanchan Baran Biraaj Subesaa,
Kanan kundal kunchit kesa.


Shri Hanumanji's physique is golden coloured. His dress is pretty, wearing
'Kundals' ear-rings and his hairs are long and curly.


Hath Bajra Aur Dhvaja Birjai,
Kandhe Moonj Janeu saage.


Shri Hanumanji is holding in one hand a lighting bolt and in the other a banner
with sacred thread across his shoulder.


Shankar Suvna Kesari Nandan,
Tej Pratap Maha Jag Vandan.


Oh Hanumanji! You are the emanation of 'SHIVA' and you delight Shri Keshri.
Being ever effulgent, you and hold vast sway over the universe.. The entire
world proptiates. You are adorable of all.


Vidyavaan Guni Ati Chatur,
Ram Kaj Karibe Ko Atur


Oh! Shri Hanumanji! You are the repository learning, virtuous, very wise and
highly keen to do the work of Shri Ram,

Prabhu Charittra Sunibe Ko Rasiya,
Ram Lakhan Sita man basyia.


You are intensely greedy for listening to the naration of Lord Ram's lifestory and
revel on its enjoyment. You ever dwell in the hearts of Shri Ram-Sita and Shri Lakshman.

Sukshma roop Dhari Siyahi Dikhwana,
Bikat roop Dhari Lank Jarawa


You appeared beofre Sita in a diminutive form and spoke to her, while you
assumed an awesome form and struck terror by setting Lanka on fire.


Bhim roop Dhari Asur Sanhare,
Ramchandra Ke kaaj Savare.


He, with his terrible form, killed demons in Lanka and performed all acts of Shri
Ram.

Laye Sajivan Lakhan Jiyaye,
Shri Raghubir harashi
ur laye.

When Hanumanji made Lakshman alive after bringing 'Sanjivni herb' Shri Ram
took him in his deep embrace, his heart full of joy.


Raghupati Kinhi Bahut Badaai,
Tum Mama Priya Bharat Sam Bahi.


Shri Ram lustily extolled Hanumanji's excellence and remarked, "you are as dear
to me as my own brother Bharat"


Sahastra Badan Tumharo Jas Gaave,
Asa kahi Shripati Kanth Laagave.


Shri Ram embraced Hanumanji saying:
"Let the thousand - tongued sheshnaag sing your glories"


Sankadik Brahmadi Muneesa,
Narad Sarad Sahit Aheesa


Sanak and the sages, saints. Lord Brahma, the great hermits Narad and
Goddess Saraswati along with Sheshnag the cosmic serpent, fail to sing the
glories of Hanumanji exactly


Jam Kuber Digpal Jahan Te,
Kabi Kabid Kahin Sake Kahan Te


What to talk of denizens of the earth like poets and scholars ones etc even Gods
like Yamraj, Kuber, and Digpal fail to narrate Hanman's greatness in toto.


Tum Upkar Sugrivahi Keenha,
Ram Miali Rajpad Deenha


Hanumanji! You rendered a great service for Sugriva, It were you who united
him with SHRI RAM and installed him on the Royal Throne.


Tumharo Mantro Bibhishan Maana,
Lankeshwar Bhaye Sab Jag Jaana.


By heeding your advice. Vibhushan became Lord of Lanka, which is known all
over the universe.


Juug Sahastra Jojan Par Bhaanu,
Leelyo Taahi Madhur Phal Jaanu


Hanumanji gulped, the SUN at distance of sixteen thousand miles considering
it to be a sweet fruit.


Prabhu Mudrika Meli Mukha Maaheen,
Jaladhi Langhi Gaye Acharaj Naheen.


Carrying the Lord's ring in his mouth, he went across the ocean. There is no
wonder in that.


Durgam Kaaj Jagat Ke Jeete,
Sugam Anugrah Tumhre Te Te.


Oh Hanumanji! all the difficult tasks in the world are rendered easiest by your
grace.

Ram Duware Tum Rakhavare,
Hot Na Aagya Bin Paisare.


Oh Hanumanji! You are the sentinel at the door of Ram's mercy mansion or His
divine abode. No one may enter without your permission.


Sab Sukh Lahen Tumhari Sarna,
Tum Rakshak Kaahu Ko Darnaa.


By your grace one can enjoy all happiness and one need not have any fear under
your protection.


Aapan Tej Samharo Aapei,
Tanau Lok Hank Te Kanpei


When you roar all the three worlds tremble and only you can control your might.


Bhoot Pisaach Nikat Nahi Avei,
Mahabir Jab Naam Sunavei.


Great Brave on. Hanumanji's name keeps all the Ghosts, Demons & evils spirits
away from his devotees.


Nasei Rog Hare Sab Peera,
Japat Niranter Hanumant Beera


On reciting Hanumanji's holy name regularly all the maladies perish the entire
pain disappears.


Sankat Te Hanuman Chhudavei,
Man Kram Bachan Dhyan Jo Lavei.


Those who rembember Hanumanji in thought, word and deed are well guarded
against their odds in life.


Sub Par Ram Tapasvee Raaja,
Tinke Kaaj Sakal Tum Saaja


Oh Hanumanji! You are the caretaker of even Lord Rama, who has been hailed as
the Supreme Lord and the Monarch of all those devoted in penances.


Aur Manorath Jo Koi Lave,
Soi Amit Jivan Phal Pave.


Oh Hanumanji! You fulfill the desires of those who come to you and bestow
the eternal nectar the highest fruit of life.


Charo Juung Partap Tumhara,
Hai Parsiddha Jagat Ujiyara.


Oh Hanumanji! You magnificent glory is acclaimed far and wide all through the
four ages and your fame is radianlty noted all over the cosmos.


Sadho Sant Ke Tum Rakhvare,
Asur Nikandan Ram Dulare.


Oh Hanumanji!
You are the saviour and the guardian angel of saints and sages
and destroy all the Demons, you are the seraphic darling of Shri Ram.


Ashta Siddhi Nau Nidhi Ke Data,
Asa Bar Din Janki Mata.


Hanumanji has been blessed with mother Janki to grant to any one any YOGIC
power of eight Sidhis and Nava Nidhis as per choice.

Ram Rasayan Tumhare Pasa,
Sadaa Raho Raghupati Ke Dasa.


Oh Hanumanji! You hold the essence of devotion to RAM, always remaining His
Servant.


Tumhare Bhajan Ramko Pavei.
Janam Janam Ke Dukh Bisravei...


Oh Hanumanji! through devotion to you, one comes to RAM and becames free
from suffering of several lives.


Anta Kaal Raghubar Pur Jai,
Jahan Janma Hari Bhakta Kahai.


After death he enters the eternal abode of Sri Ram and remains a devotee of
him, whenever, taking new birth on earth.


Aur Devata Chitt Na Dharai,
Hanumant Sei Sarva Sukh Karai


You need not hold any other demigod in mind. Hanumanji alone will give all
happiness.


Sankat Kate Mitey Sab Peera,
Jo Sumirei Hanumant Balbeera


Oh Powerful Hanumanji! You end the sufferings and remove all the pain from
those who remember you.


Jai Jai Jai Hanuman Gosai
Kripa Karahu Gurudev Ki Naiee


Hail-Hail-Hail- Lord Hanumanji! I beseech you Honour to bless me in the
capacity of my supreme 'GURU' (teacher).


Jo Sat Baar Paath Kar Koi,
Chhutahi Bandi Maha Sukh Hoi.


One who recites this Hanuman Chalisa one hundred times daily for one hundred
days becames free from the bondage of life and death and ejoys the highest
bliss at last.


Jo Yah Padhe Hanuman Chalisa,
Hoy Siddhi Sakhi Gaurisa


As Lord Shankar witnesses, all those who recite Hanuman Chalisa regularly are
sure to be benedicted


Tulsidas Sada Hari Chera,
Keeje Nath Hriday Mah Dera.


Tulsidas always the servant of Lord prays. "Oh my Lord! You enshrine within my
heart.!

Chopai


Pavan Tanay Sankat Haran , Mangal Murti Roop.
Ram Lakhan Sita Sahit, Hriday Basahu Sur Bhoop.


O Shri Hanuman, The Son of Pavan, Saviour The Embodiment of
blessings, reside in my heart together with Shri Ram, Laxman and Sita
 

Sunday, September 27, 2009

યોગ્ય વ્યક્તિઓને આગળ કરવા જોઈએ

bill-clinton.jpgથોડા દિવસ અગાઉ બે અમેરિકન પત્રકારો ઇયુના લી અને લોરા લિંગને ભૂતપૂર્વ અમેરિકન રાષ્ટ્રપ્રમુખ બિલ કિલંટન ઉત્તર કોરિયાથી છોડાવી લાવ્યા. આ મહિલા પત્રકારોને ઉત્તર કોરિયા દ્વારા ૧૨ વર્ષની કેદની સજા કરવામાં આવી હતી.


ખાસ આ ઉદ્દેશ્યથી યાત્રા પર ગયેલા કિલંટનનું આ અભિયાન વીસ કલાકમાં સમાપ્ત થયું. બોબ હોપ એરપોર્ટ પર પ્લેન ઊતરતાં જ દરવાજામાંથી બંને મહિલા પત્રકારો પહેલા બહાર નીકળી.


બંને મહિલાઓનો પરિવાર ત્યાં તેમની રાહ જોતો હતો, જેને નીચે ઊતરી તેઓ ભેટી પડી. અશ્રુથી છલકાયેલી આંખે ઇયુના તેના પતિને ભેટી અને ચાર વર્ષીય પુત્રી હાનાને ઊચકી લીધી. લોરાએ લાંબા વિયોગ બાદ પોતાના પતિને ચુંબન કરીને વિયોગ સમાપ્ત થયાનો અહેસાસ કરાવ્યો. તે વખતે ત્યાં અનેક મીડિયાના કર્મચારીઓ ઉપસ્થિત હતા, જે તે તસવીરો ખેંચી રહ્યા હતા.


ઉલ્લેખનીય છે કે તે બંને પત્રકારો કેટલાક સમયથી વિવાદોના કેન્દ્રમાં હતા. બંને પત્રકારો પૂર્વ અમેરિકન ઉપરાષ્ટ્રપતિ અલ ગોરની ટેલિવિઝન કંપનીમાં કામ કરતી હતી.


બે મિનિટ દસ સેકન્ડ પછી, જયારે મીડિયાના કર્મચારીઓ તે પત્રકારોની પૂરતી તસવીરો લઈ ચૂકયા હતા, કિલંટન વિમાનમાંથી બહાર આવ્યા અને અલ ગોરને ભેટયા. બીજા દિવસે કોઈ પણ અગ્રણી અખબારમાં કિલંટન અને અલ ગોરની તસવીર પ્રકાશિત નહોતી થઈ. દરેક અખબારોમાં બંને પત્રકાર અને તેમનો પરિવાર જ ચમકયો હતો.


કિલંટન થોડા વખત પછી પ્લેનમાંથી ઊતર્યા અને તે પત્રકારોને તેમના પરિવાર સાથે મળીને ઘરે પરત ફર્યાનો સુખદ અહેસાસ પ્રાપ્ત કરવાની તક આપી. જો આ ઘટનાક્રમ આપણા દેશમાં થયો હોત તો આપણા નેતા વિમાનમાંથી પહેલા ઊતરત અને તે બંને મહિલા પત્રકારો સાથે મીડિયાને પોઝ આપતા હોત. અહીંયાં તે પત્રકારોને ભાગ્યે જ તેમના પરિવાર સાથે એકલા મળવા દેવાયા હોત.


આ સ્થિતિમાં બિલ કિલંટનના વ્યવહાર પરથી શીખ મેળવવી જોઈએ કે પરિસ્થિતિ અનુસાર સુપાત્રોને યોગ્ય મહત્ત્વ આપવું જોઈએ. ફંડા એ છે કે દરેક વખતે લાઇમ લાઇટમાં રહેવાને બદલે, જે યોગ્ય છે તેમને પ્રસિદ્ધિની તક આપવી જોઈએ. એક શ્રેષ્ઠ લીડરની આ ઓળખ છે..

New initiative of Govt of India

Government of India has an online Grievance forum at http://www.pgportal.gov.in

Can you imagine this is happening in INDIA ?

The govt. wants people to use this tool to highlight the problems they faced while dealing with Government officials or departments like (all hyperlinks given below links to respective dept/office site)

1) Railways
2) Posts
3) Telecom (incl. Bharat Sanchar Nigam Limited (BSNL) & Mahanagar Telephone Nigam Limited (MTNL)
4) Urban Development (Delhi Development Authority (DDA), Land & Development Office (L&DO), Central Public Works Department (CPWD), etc)
5) Petroleum & Natural Gas
6) Civil Aviation (Air India, Airports Authority of India, etc)
7) Shipping, Road Transport & Highways
8) Tourism
9) Public Sector Banks
Allahabad Bank Andhra Bank Bank of Baroda Bank of India Bank of Maharashtra Canara Bank Central Bank of India Corporation Bank Dena Bank Indian Bank Indian Overseas Bank Industrial Development Bank of India Ltd National Bank for Agriculture and Rural Development Oriental Bank of Commerce Punjab & Sind Bank Punjab National Bank Small Industries Development Bank of India State Bank of Bikaner & Jaipur State Bank of Hyderabad State Bank of India State Bank of Indore State Bank of Mysore State Bank of Patiala State Bank of Travancore Syndicate Bank UCO Bank Union Bank of India United Bank of India Vijaya Bank
10) Public Sector Insurance Companies
GIC of India Life Insurance Corporation of India National Insurance Company Ltd. The New India Assurance Company Ltd. The Oriental Insurance Company Ltd. United India Insurance Company Ltd.
11) National Saving Scheme of Ministry of Finance
12) Employees' Provident Fund Organization
13) Regional Passport Authorities
Regional Passport Office, Ahemadabad Regional Passport Office, Amritsar Regional Passport Office, Bangalore Regional Passport Office, Bareilly Regional Passport Office, Bhopal Regional Passport Office, Bhubaneswar Regional Passport Office, Chandigarh Regional Passport Office, Chennai Regional Passport Office, Cochin Regional Passport Office, Coimbatore Regional Passport Office, Dehradun Regional Passport Office, Delhi Regional Passport Office, Ghaziabad Regional Passport Office, Goa Regional Passport Office, Guwahati Regional Passport Office, Hyderabad Regional Passport Office, Jaipur Regional Passport Office, Jalandhar Regional Passport Office, Jammu Regional Passport Office, Kolkata Regional Passport Office, Kozhikode Regional Passport Office, Lucknow Regional Passport Office, Madurai Regional Passport Office, Malappuram Regional Passport Office, Mumbai Regional Passport Office, Nagpur Regional Passport Office, Patna Regional Passport Office, Pune Regional Passport Office, Raipur Regional Passport Office, Ranchi Regional Passport Office, Shimla Regional Passport Office, Srinagar Regional Passport Office, Surat Regional Passport Office, Thane Regional Passport Office, Trichy Regional Passport Office, Trivandrum Regional Passport Office, Visakhapatnam
14) Central Government Health Scheme
15) Central Board of Secondary Education
16) Kendriya Vidyalaya Sangathan
17) National Institute of Open Schooling
18) Navodaya Vidyalaya Samiti
19) Central Universities
20) ESI Hospitals and Dispensaries directly controlled by ESI Corporation under Ministry of Labour


Many of us say that these things don't work in India .
Couple of months back, the Faridabad Municipal Corporation laid new roads in the area and the residents were very happy about it. But two weeks later, BSNL dug up the newly laid roads to install new cables which annoyed all the residents. A resident used the above listed grievance forum to highlight his concern. To his surprise, BSNL and Municipal Corporation of Faridabad were served a show cause notice and the guy received a copy of the notice in one week. Government has asked the FMC and BSNL about the goof up as it's clear that both the government departments were not in sync at all.

So use this grievance forum and educate others who don't know about this facility.

This way we can at least raise our concerns instead of just talking about the 'System' in India





Sunday, September 20, 2009

Bhagavad Gita Simplified

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Saturday, September 19, 2009

Jai Mata Dii

Wish You a Very Happy Navaratri. May this Navaratri bring all of Joy, happiness and new enthusiasm for your work & Family.
 
JAI MATA DI!
 
 
 
 
Nine Goddesses of Navratri are collectively known as Navdurga and are mentioned in the Devi Mahatmya and Durga Saptashati. The Nine Goddesses worshipped on each nine-day of Navaratri are incarnations of Goddess Shakti. The nine goddess worshipped are Shailaputri, Brahmacharini, Chandraghanta, Kushmanda, Skanda Mata, Katyayani, Kala Ratri (Kaalratri), Maha Gowri and Siddhidayini.

Maa Shailaputri – Goddess Worshipped on the first day of Navratri

'Shail' means mountains and 'Putri' means daughter. She is also known as Parvati or Hemavati
Shailaputri is believed to be the rebirth of Sati, the daughter of Daksha and the wife of Lord Shiva. In her second birth she is Parvati, the daughter of Himalaya and later she became the consort of Shiva. This is one of the very first forms of Shakti and is closely associated with Lord Shiva.

Maa Brahmacharini – Goddess Worshipped on the second day of Navratri

Here Brahma means 'one who constantly meditates on the Supreme Being'. Brahmacharini is highly pious and is a peaceful form or is in meditation. She is also known as Tapashcharini, Aparna and Uma.
This form of Durga is related to the severe penance undertaken by Sati and Parvati in their respective births to attain Lord Shiva as husband. Some of the most important Vratas observed in different parts of India by women is based on the strict austerities followed by Brahmacharini.

Maa Chandraghanta – Goddess Worshipped on the third day of Navratri

Her name Chandraghanta comes from the crescent moon worn by her on the head.
This is a terrible aspect of Goddess Shakti and is roaring in anger. This form of Durga is completely different from earlier forms and shows when provoked she can be the terrible or malevolent.

Maa Kushmanda – Goddess Worshipped on the fourth day of Navratri

The name Kushmanda consists of three words. 'Ku' means 'a little', 'Usma' means 'energy' and 'Anda' means 'the cosmic egg or universe.' She is also known as Ashtabhuja.
Goddess Shakti is very happy in this incarnation and it is believed that the eternal darkness ended when she smiled. And this led to the beginning of creation.

Maa Skanda Mata – Goddess Worshipped on the fifth day of Navratri

Skanda is one of the names of Subrahmanya or Lord Muruga or Kartik – the General of the Army of the Devas and the most handsome God. Skanda Mata is the mother of Kartik. She is also known as Padmasana.
This the motherly form of Durga and she is benevolent.

Maa Katyayani – Goddess Worshipped on the sixth day of Navratri

She is called Katyayani because she was born as the daughter of Sage Katya of Katya clan.
This is the daughter form of Durga. Here is she a loving daughter. She is epitome of love but won't hesitate to rise up in anger to defend righteousness and Dharma.

Maa Kalaratri – Goddess Worshipped on the seventh day of Navratri

Kalaratri is the one who destroys ignorance and removes darkness. She is also known as Shubhamkari.
In this form she is believed to have licked the blood of demon Rakta Beeja who had the capacity to bring out thousand demons from a drop of blood spilt from his body.
This is the most violent form of Durga. This form primarily depicts that life also has dark side – the violent Mother Nature and creates havoc and removes all dirt.

Maa Mahagauri – Goddess Worshipped on the eighth day of Navratri

Mahagauri means one clean and bright like a ray of lightning.
This is the form of Mata Parvati when she did penance to get Shiva as her husband. It is believed that due to the intense Tapas performed by her without moving caused soil and dust to collect on her body. Lord Shiva cleaned her with water from Ganga. Purity is depicted in this form of Durga.

Maa Siddhidatri – Goddess Worshipped on the ninth day of Navratri

In this form Mother Goddess provides 'Siddhi' or knowledge.
In this form Durga removes ignorance and she provides the knowledge to realize That or Brahman. She is surrounded by Siddhas, Gandharvas, Yakshas, Demons and Gods who are worshipping her. The Siddhi that she provides is the realization that everything is Supreme Being or Brahman

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Interesting Suicide

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death.

Here is the story: On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-storey building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency.



As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.



"Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "A person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide." That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands.



The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window striking Mr. Opus.



When one intends to kill subject "A" but kills subject "B" in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject "B." When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant and both said that they thought the shotgun was unloaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, if the gun had been accidentally loaded.



The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother.



Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. Now comes the exquisite twist.



Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-storey building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth storey window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.


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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Gujarati Confidence !! a classic! ...

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

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·                         5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is KantibhaiShah.

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·                         Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave..

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·                         2000 people leave the room.

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·                         Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

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·                         Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.

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·                         2000 people leave the room. 

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·                         Kantibhai says to himself  'I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me ?' So he stays.

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·                         Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

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·                         500 people leave the room.

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·                         Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.

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·                         Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.

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·                         498 people leave the room.

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·                         Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else has gone.

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·                         Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

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·                         Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says 'Kem Chho ?'

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·                         The other candidate answers 'Ekdam Majama !'



 
 


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