Who in the world thought of this? · Brahma : Systems Installation · Vishnu : Systems Support · Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant · Shiva : DBA (crash specialist) · Ganesh : Documentation specialist · Narada : Data Transfer · Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer. · Yama : ReOrganisation Consultant · ChitraGupta : Personnel Records · Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses · Devas : Y2k Programmers · Surya : Solaris administrator · Rakshasas : In house Hackers · Ram : Hardware Support - single user specialist · Lakshman : Support software and Backup · Ravan : Internet Explorer - WWW · Hanuman : RS6000 · Vali : Windows 98 · Sugreeva : Win 95 · Angadh : Win 3.1 · Jambhuvan : DOS · Vishwamitra : Sr. Manager Projects · Hastinapur : Silicon Valley · Arjun : Lead Programmer (all Companies are Vying for him) · Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer · Draupadi : Web server - free access (Shareware) · Bhima : MAIN FRAME · Duryodhan : Microsoft product written in VB · Shakuni : Bill Gates · Karna : Contract Programmer · Shikandi : Steve Jobbs · 100 Kauravas: Microsoft Service Packs and patches. |
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Saturday, October 10, 2009
IT for Hindus
[common friends] Miracle rescue
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Friday, October 02, 2009
Hanuman Chalisa
| JAI HANUMAN GYAN GUN SAGAR JAI KAPISH TUHI LOK UJAGAR" Shree Guru Charan Saroj Raj, Nij Man Mukar Sudhari, Barnau Raghuvar Bimal Jasu, Jo dayaku Phal Chari With the dust of Guru's Lotus feet, I clean the mirror of my mind and then narrate the sacred glory of Sri Ram Chandra, The Supereme among the Raghu dynasty. The giver of the four attainments of life. Budhi heen Tanu Janike, Sumirow, Pavan Kumar, Bal Buddhi Vidya Dehu Mohi, Harahu Kalesh Bikaar Knowing myself to be ignorent, I urge you, O Hanuman, The son of Pavan! O Lord! kindly Bestow on me strength, wisdom and knowledge, removing all my miseries and blemishes. Jai Hanuman Gyan Guna Sagar Jai Kipis Tihun Lok Ujgaar Victory of Thee, O Hanuman, Ocean of wisdom and virtue, victory to the Lord of monkeys who is well known in all the three worlds Ramdoot Atulit Bal Dhamaa, Anjani Putra Pavansut naamaa. You, the Divine messager of Ram and repository of immeasurable strength, are also known as Anjaniputra and known as the son of the wind - Pavanputra. Mahebeer Bikram Bajrangi, Kumati Nivaar Sumati Ke Sangi. Oh Hanumanji! You are valiant and brave, with a body like lightening. You are the dispeller of darkness of evil thoughts and companion of good sense and wisdom. Kanchan Baran Biraaj Subesaa, Kanan kundal kunchit kesa. Shri Hanumanji's physique is golden coloured. His dress is pretty, wearing 'Kundals' ear-rings and his hairs are long and curly. Hath Bajra Aur Dhvaja Birjai, Kandhe Moonj Janeu saage. Shri Hanumanji is holding in one hand a lighting bolt and in the other a banner with sacred thread across his shoulder. Shankar Suvna Kesari Nandan, Tej Pratap Maha Jag Vandan. Oh Hanumanji! You are the emanation of 'SHIVA' and you delight Shri Keshri. Being ever effulgent, you and hold vast sway over the universe.. The entire world proptiates. You are adorable of all. Vidyavaan Guni Ati Chatur, Ram Kaj Karibe Ko Atur Oh! Shri Hanumanji! You are the repository learning, virtuous, very wise and highly keen to do the work of Shri Ram, Prabhu Charittra Sunibe Ko Rasiya, Ram Lakhan Sita man basyia. You are intensely greedy for listening to the naration of Lord Ram's lifestory and revel on its enjoyment. You ever dwell in the hearts of Shri Ram-Sita and Shri Lakshman. Sukshma roop Dhari Siyahi Dikhwana, Bikat roop Dhari Lank Jarawa You appeared beofre Sita in a diminutive form and spoke to her, while you assumed an awesome form and struck terror by setting Lanka on fire. Bhim roop Dhari Asur Sanhare, Ramchandra Ke kaaj Savare. He, with his terrible form, killed demons in Lanka and performed all acts of Shri Ram. Laye Sajivan Lakhan Jiyaye, Shri Raghubir harashi ur laye. When Hanumanji made Lakshman alive after bringing 'Sanjivni herb' Shri Ram took him in his deep embrace, his heart full of joy. Raghupati Kinhi Bahut Badaai, Tum Mama Priya Bharat Sam Bahi. Shri Ram lustily extolled Hanumanji's excellence and remarked, "you are as dear to me as my own brother Bharat" Sahastra Badan Tumharo Jas Gaave, Asa kahi Shripati Kanth Laagave. Shri Ram embraced Hanumanji saying: "Let the thousand - tongued sheshnaag sing your glories" Sankadik Brahmadi Muneesa, Narad Sarad Sahit Aheesa Sanak and the sages, saints. Lord Brahma, the great hermits Narad and Goddess Saraswati along with Sheshnag the cosmic serpent, fail to sing the glories of Hanumanji exactly Jam Kuber Digpal Jahan Te, Kabi Kabid Kahin Sake Kahan Te What to talk of denizens of the earth like poets and scholars ones etc even Gods like Yamraj, Kuber, and Digpal fail to narrate Hanman's greatness in toto. Tum Upkar Sugrivahi Keenha, Ram Miali Rajpad Deenha Hanumanji! You rendered a great service for Sugriva, It were you who united him with SHRI RAM and installed him on the Royal Throne. Tumharo Mantro Bibhishan Maana, Lankeshwar Bhaye Sab Jag Jaana. By heeding your advice. Vibhushan became Lord of Lanka, which is known all over the universe. Juug Sahastra Jojan Par Bhaanu, Leelyo Taahi Madhur Phal Jaanu Hanumanji gulped, the SUN at distance of sixteen thousand miles considering it to be a sweet fruit. Prabhu Mudrika Meli Mukha Maaheen, Jaladhi Langhi Gaye Acharaj Naheen. Carrying the Lord's ring in his mouth, he went across the ocean. There is no wonder in that. Durgam Kaaj Jagat Ke Jeete, Sugam Anugrah Tumhre Te Te. Oh Hanumanji! all the difficult tasks in the world are rendered easiest by your grace. Ram Duware Tum Rakhavare, Hot Na Aagya Bin Paisare. Oh Hanumanji! You are the sentinel at the door of Ram's mercy mansion or His divine abode. No one may enter without your permission. Sab Sukh Lahen Tumhari Sarna, Tum Rakshak Kaahu Ko Darnaa. By your grace one can enjoy all happiness and one need not have any fear under your protection. Aapan Tej Samharo Aapei, Tanau Lok Hank Te Kanpei When you roar all the three worlds tremble and only you can control your might. Bhoot Pisaach Nikat Nahi Avei, Mahabir Jab Naam Sunavei. Great Brave on. Hanumanji's name keeps all the Ghosts, Demons & evils spirits away from his devotees. Nasei Rog Hare Sab Peera, Japat Niranter Hanumant Beera On reciting Hanumanji's holy name regularly all the maladies perish the entire pain disappears. Sankat Te Hanuman Chhudavei, Man Kram Bachan Dhyan Jo Lavei. Those who rembember Hanumanji in thought, word and deed are well guarded against their odds in life. Sub Par Ram Tapasvee Raaja, Tinke Kaaj Sakal Tum Saaja Oh Hanumanji! You are the caretaker of even Lord Rama, who has been hailed as the Supreme Lord and the Monarch of all those devoted in penances. Aur Manorath Jo Koi Lave, Soi Amit Jivan Phal Pave. Oh Hanumanji! You fulfill the desires of those who come to you and bestow the eternal nectar the highest fruit of life. Charo Juung Partap Tumhara, Hai Parsiddha Jagat Ujiyara. Oh Hanumanji! You magnificent glory is acclaimed far and wide all through the four ages and your fame is radianlty noted all over the cosmos. Sadho Sant Ke Tum Rakhvare, Asur Nikandan Ram Dulare. Oh Hanumanji! You are the saviour and the guardian angel of saints and sages and destroy all the Demons, you are the seraphic darling of Shri Ram. Ashta Siddhi Nau Nidhi Ke Data, Asa Bar Din Janki Mata. Hanumanji has been blessed with mother Janki to grant to any one any YOGIC power of eight Sidhis and Nava Nidhis as per choice. Ram Rasayan Tumhare Pasa, Sadaa Raho Raghupati Ke Dasa. Oh Hanumanji! You hold the essence of devotion to RAM, always remaining His Servant. Tumhare Bhajan Ramko Pavei. Janam Janam Ke Dukh Bisravei... Oh Hanumanji! through devotion to you, one comes to RAM and becames free from suffering of several lives. Anta Kaal Raghubar Pur Jai, Jahan Janma Hari Bhakta Kahai. After death he enters the eternal abode of Sri Ram and remains a devotee of him, whenever, taking new birth on earth. Aur Devata Chitt Na Dharai, Hanumant Sei Sarva Sukh Karai You need not hold any other demigod in mind. Hanumanji alone will give all happiness. Sankat Kate Mitey Sab Peera, Jo Sumirei Hanumant Balbeera Oh Powerful Hanumanji! You end the sufferings and remove all the pain from those who remember you. Jai Jai Jai Hanuman Gosai Kripa Karahu Gurudev Ki Naiee Hail-Hail-Hail- Lord Hanumanji! I beseech you Honour to bless me in the capacity of my supreme 'GURU' (teacher). Jo Sat Baar Paath Kar Koi, Chhutahi Bandi Maha Sukh Hoi. One who recites this Hanuman Chalisa one hundred times daily for one hundred days becames free from the bondage of life and death and ejoys the highest bliss at last. Jo Yah Padhe Hanuman Chalisa, Hoy Siddhi Sakhi Gaurisa As Lord Shankar witnesses, all those who recite Hanuman Chalisa regularly are sure to be benedicted Tulsidas Sada Hari Chera, Keeje Nath Hriday Mah Dera. Tulsidas always the servant of Lord prays. "Oh my Lord! You enshrine within my heart.! Chopai Pavan Tanay Sankat Haran , Mangal Murti Roop. Ram Lakhan Sita Sahit, Hriday Basahu Sur Bhoop. O Shri Hanuman, The Son of Pavan, Saviour The Embodiment of blessings, reside in my heart together with Shri Ram, Laxman and Sita |
Sunday, September 27, 2009
યોગ્ય વ્યક્તિઓને આગળ કરવા જોઈએ
ખાસ આ ઉદ્દેશ્યથી યાત્રા પર ગયેલા કિલંટનનું આ અભિયાન વીસ કલાકમાં સમાપ્ત થયું. બોબ હોપ એરપોર્ટ પર પ્લેન ઊતરતાં જ દરવાજામાંથી બંને મહિલા પત્રકારો પહેલા બહાર નીકળી. બંને મહિલાઓનો પરિવાર ત્યાં તેમની રાહ જોતો હતો, જેને નીચે ઊતરી તેઓ ભેટી પડી. અશ્રુથી છલકાયેલી આંખે ઇયુના તેના પતિને ભેટી અને ચાર વર્ષીય પુત્રી હાનાને ઊચકી લીધી. લોરાએ લાંબા વિયોગ બાદ પોતાના પતિને ચુંબન કરીને વિયોગ સમાપ્ત થયાનો અહેસાસ કરાવ્યો. તે વખતે ત્યાં અનેક મીડિયાના કર્મચારીઓ ઉપસ્થિત હતા, જે તે તસવીરો ખેંચી રહ્યા હતા. ઉલ્લેખનીય છે કે તે બંને પત્રકારો કેટલાક સમયથી વિવાદોના કેન્દ્રમાં હતા. બંને પત્રકારો પૂર્વ અમેરિકન ઉપરાષ્ટ્રપતિ અલ ગોરની ટેલિવિઝન કંપનીમાં કામ કરતી હતી. બે મિનિટ દસ સેકન્ડ પછી, જયારે મીડિયાના કર્મચારીઓ તે પત્રકારોની પૂરતી તસવીરો લઈ ચૂકયા હતા, કિલંટન વિમાનમાંથી બહાર આવ્યા અને અલ ગોરને ભેટયા. બીજા દિવસે કોઈ પણ અગ્રણી અખબારમાં કિલંટન અને અલ ગોરની તસવીર પ્રકાશિત નહોતી થઈ. દરેક અખબારોમાં બંને પત્રકાર અને તેમનો પરિવાર જ ચમકયો હતો. કિલંટન થોડા વખત પછી પ્લેનમાંથી ઊતર્યા અને તે પત્રકારોને તેમના પરિવાર સાથે મળીને ઘરે પરત ફર્યાનો સુખદ અહેસાસ પ્રાપ્ત કરવાની તક આપી. જો આ ઘટનાક્રમ આપણા દેશમાં થયો હોત તો આપણા નેતા વિમાનમાંથી પહેલા ઊતરત અને તે બંને મહિલા પત્રકારો સાથે મીડિયાને પોઝ આપતા હોત. અહીંયાં તે પત્રકારોને ભાગ્યે જ તેમના પરિવાર સાથે એકલા મળવા દેવાયા હોત. આ સ્થિતિમાં બિલ કિલંટનના વ્યવહાર પરથી શીખ મેળવવી જોઈએ કે પરિસ્થિતિ અનુસાર સુપાત્રોને યોગ્ય મહત્ત્વ આપવું જોઈએ. ફંડા એ છે કે દરેક વખતે લાઇમ લાઇટમાં રહેવાને બદલે, જે યોગ્ય છે તેમને પ્રસિદ્ધિની તક આપવી જોઈએ. એક શ્રેષ્ઠ લીડરની આ ઓળખ છે.. |
New initiative of Govt of India
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Bhagavad Gita Simplified
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Jai Mata Dii
Maa Shailaputri – Goddess Worshipped on the first day of Navratri
Maa Brahmacharini – Goddess Worshipped on the second day of Navratri
Maa Chandraghanta – Goddess Worshipped on the third day of Navratri
Maa Kushmanda – Goddess Worshipped on the fourth day of Navratri
Maa Skanda Mata – Goddess Worshipped on the fifth day of Navratri
Maa Katyayani – Goddess Worshipped on the sixth day of Navratri
Maa Kalaratri – Goddess Worshipped on the seventh day of Navratri
Maa Mahagauri – Goddess Worshipped on the eighth day of Navratri
Maa Siddhidatri – Goddess Worshipped on the ninth day of Navratri
Silence is Beauty 3 – selected silent atmosphere with nice music
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Interesting Suicide
| At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-storey building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned. "Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "A person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide." That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject "A" but kills subject "B" in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject "B." When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant and both said that they thought the shotgun was unloaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, if the gun had been accidentally loaded. The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-storey building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth storey window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide. | Ashwin Nagar | FCA and SAP-FICO\SEM-BCS | Success is not permanent and failure is not final Ph: India: +91-98330-15352 US: +1-323-325-4111 |
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Gujarati Confidence !! a classic! ...
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